“Mike – Mike and Sheep” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Mike and Sheep” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Security Service
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Security Service Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Masturbation Box – the woke version
Title: Self-Love PodCharacters:Alex: A socially conscious individual, empathetic and aware of societal issues.Chris: A friend who is open-minded and equally socially conscious.[Scene: Alex and Chris are having a conversation at a local café.]Alex: Hey Chris, I’ve been thinking about ways to promote self-care and mental well-being in our community.Chris: That’s great, Alex. What ideas do […]
Pablo Honey
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to […]
“Jack – Did That Years Ago” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Did That Years Ago” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Laundromat – the woke version
Title: “Community Hub”[The scene opens in a bustling laundromat. Various people are going about their business, sorting clothes, loading machines, and folding laundry. The ambiance is friendly and diverse.]Caller: [In a respectful tone] Hello, is this the community hub?Laundromat Employee: Yes, welcome to our space. How can I assist you today?Caller: I just wanted to […]
“Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Insulator Job
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Insulator Job Characters: Roland Summary: The skit involves a phone conversation between Roland and an unidentified caller discussing an insulator job. The caller inquires about the job, asking Roland for details and safety equipment provisions. Roland, seemingly unfamiliar with the job specifics, mentions his role in estimating rather than […]
“Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Florida the Tropical State – the woke version
Title: “Florida: The Sunshine State of Diversity”[Scene: A diverse group of individuals are gathered in a community center, engaging in various activities. The atmosphere is welcoming and inclusive.]Caller: Hello, I’m calling to inquire about the beautiful state of Florida.Volunteer: Absolutely! Welcome to our discussion on Florida, a state rich in diversity and culture. How can […]
Car Salesman
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Car Salesman Characters: Paul Rizzo Summary: The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, […]
Terrorist Pizza
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Terrorist Pizza Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a frantic and escalating conversation between two voices, presumably a customer and a pizza place representative. Voice 2, a furious and distressed customer, accuses the pizza place of delivering contaminated food that made their family sick. They express extreme anger, threatening legal […]
Make Air Not War
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Make Air Not War Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Irate Tile Man – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Irate Tile Man Characters: Frank Rizzo, Summary: The skit features a phone call between Frank Rizzo and a customer service representative regarding a purchase of 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tiles. Frank expresses frustration, claiming that half of the tiles are broken and that he’s angry about the situation. […]
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Nam Hu
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: Transcript:
Special Delivery
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Special Delivery Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Testing for Jeopardy – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Jeopardy Audition”[Scene: A nondescript office setting. A diverse group of individuals, including people of various ethnicities, genders, and abilities, sit nervously in chairs, waiting for their turn.][Enter a facilitator, wearing a “diversity and inclusion advocate” badge.]Facilitator: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the auditions for our socially conscious version of Jeopardy. Today, we’re not just […]
“Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Need To Dance – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: The Need To Dance Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Testing For Jeopardy – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Testing For Jeopardy Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript: