Title: “Empathetic Encounter”Characters:Pat (Originally “Frank Rizzo”)Chris (Originally “The Jerky Boys”)[Pat is sitting peacefully in a park, enjoying the serenity of nature when Chris approaches.]Chris: Hey, brother, how’s it going?Pat: Hey there! I’m just taking in the beauty of this day. How about you?Chris: Yeah, it’s a gorgeous day indeed. I couldn’t help but notice your […]
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
The Jerky Boys are a comedic duo known for their prank phone calls, which gained popularity in the 1990s. The duo consists of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, who adopted humorous alter egos and used their distinctive voices to create hilariously outrageous conversations with unsuspecting victims. The Jerky Boys are credited with pioneering the genre […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sol’s Glasses Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: In this skit, Sol Rosenberg calls an eyeglass store to complain about his glasses causing problems with his eyesight. The person on the other end tries to assist but cannot find Rosenberg’s records. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Rosenberg might […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “The Progressive Model”[Interior: A busy photography studio. Background noise of cameras clicking and people chatting. We hear a phone ringing, and Johnny, the woke photographer, picks up.]Johnny: Hello, this is Johnny, spreading love and acceptance through art. How may I assist you today?Caller: Hi there, I saw your ad for a model. I’m interested.Johnny: […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Lobster Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Little Elves Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ricotta Cheese” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
00:00:03 Frank Puma: “What the fuck can they be?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “Laundry.” 00:06 Frank Puma: “Yeah, who’s in charge over there?” 00:07 Speaker 2: “Who’s calling?” 00:09 Frank Puma: “Yeah, this is Puma. Frank Puma. I had my little boy go there and leave off some laundry. We got it back now. It’s not […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: 1-800-How’s My Driving Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this skit, Frank Rizzo has just experienced a traumatic incident where someone backed over his legs with a vehicle. He calls a customer service line, presumably related to the incident, and begins a conversation with Voice 2. Frank is visibly agitated […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Marriage Insurance Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Oh, hello there! Welcome to Jerky Boys Store, the ultimate destination for all your prank call needs. Today, we’re here to talk about a very important service that every responsible driver should know about – “1-800 How’s My Driving.”You see, in this day and age, driving can be a pretty daunting task. With all the […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pizza Lawyer Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Big Hock Characters: Frank Rizzo, Jake Summary: The skit features a phone conversation between Jake and Frank, with Frank claiming to be an aspiring professional football player seeking representation. Frank insists he’s a talented semi-pro fullback, playing for the Bayside Raiders, though there’s confusion about the team […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Husband Beating Characters: Summary: Transcript:
