“Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Gay Hairdresser – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Salon Experience[Scene: Inside a modern, inclusive salon. Soft music plays in the background. A diverse group of clients, including people of various races, genders, sexual orientations, and abilities, are seated in the waiting area. The atmosphere is welcoming and accepting.]Voice on the Phone: (ringing) “Hello, and thank you for calling our inclusive salon, […]
“Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Scaffolding – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Construction Crew[Setting: A construction site]Characters:Alex: A conscientious construction workerSteve: The foreman, committed to diversity and inclusionCaller: A concerned citizen[Phone rings on site, Alex answers]Alex: (picks up the phone) Hello?Caller: Yeah, hi. Is this the construction site?Alex: Yes, it is. How can I assist you?Caller: Um, yeah. I’m calling because I saw something really […]
“Jack – Tennis Ball Machine” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Tennis Ball Machine” (Brennan) Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack’s idea of “sport”? Transcript:
Nuts to you – the woke version
Title: “Respectfully Decline”[Scene: A modern, socially conscious workplace setting. A desk phone rings, and a character named Terry, an advocate for respectful communication, answers.]Terry: Hello, this is Terry speaking, how may I help you today?Caller: Hey, how you doin’? I’m lookin’ for some nuts.Terry: Ah, I see. Well, we don’t actually sell nuts here, sir. […]
“Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part One)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part One) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Testing For Jeopardy – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Testing For Jeopardy Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Auto Mechanic – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Auto Repair Shop”[Scene: Inside an auto repair shop. The mechanic, Pat, is at the counter. The phone rings.]Pat: (picks up the phone) Hello, you’ve reached Inclusive Auto Repair. How may I help you today?Customer: Hi, I’m having some issues with my car. It’s making a strange noise whenever I accelerate.Pat: I’m sorry to […]
Piano Tuner
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Piano Tuner Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pablo Honey
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to […]
Pablo Honey by Radiohead
Radiohead’s debut album, “Pablo Honey”, released in 1993, is often overshadowed by the band’s later critically acclaimed works like “OK Computer” and “Kid A”. However, upon closer inspection, “Pablo Honey” reveals itself to be a more interesting and complex album than it is often given credit for. With its mix of grunge, alternative rock, and […]
“Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Auto Mechanic
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Auto Mechanic Characters: Summary: In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the […]
Unveiling the Legacy of Frank Rizzo: The First Trump
In the heart of Philadelphia, a city steeped in history and resilience, stands a controversial figure immortalized in bronze: Frank Rizzo. The towering statue, erected in honor of the former mayor, embodies a complex legacy that continues to provoke debate and reflection. As we delve into the life and times of Frank Rizzo, we unravel […]
“Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Lawnmower Sale
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]