Auto Mechanic – the woke version

Title: “Inclusive Auto Repair Shop”

[Scene: Inside an auto repair shop. The mechanic, Pat, is at the counter. The phone rings.]

Pat: (picks up the phone) Hello, you’ve reached Inclusive Auto Repair. How may I help you today?

Customer: Hi, I’m having some issues with my car. It’s making a strange noise whenever I accelerate.

Pat: I’m sorry to hear that. We’ll do our best to assist you. Can you describe the noise for me?

Customer: Yeah, it’s like a rattling sound coming from under the hood.

Pat: Okay, sounds like it might be a loose component. We’ll need to take a closer look. When would you like to bring it in?

Customer: Well, I’m quite busy this week. Do you have any availability next week?

Pat: Absolutely. Let’s see… how about Tuesday morning? Would that work for you?

Customer: Tuesday morning sounds good. Can I ask about your pricing? I want to make sure it’s fair and transparent.

Pat: Of course. At Inclusive Auto Repair, we believe in providing upfront pricing and ensuring fairness for all our customers. We’ll diagnose the issue and provide you with a detailed estimate before any work is done.

Customer: That’s great to hear. It’s important to me that I’m not being taken advantage of.

Pat: Absolutely. We strive to create a safe and respectful environment for all our customers, regardless of their background or identity. We’re here to provide quality service and support for everyone who walks through our doors.

Customer: That’s really refreshing to hear. Thank you for your commitment to inclusivity and fairness.

Pat: It’s our pleasure. We look forward to seeing you next Tuesday and getting your car back in top shape.

Customer: Thanks again. See you then.

[They hang up the phone. Pat smiles, satisfied with the conversation.]

Pat: (to themselves) Another satisfied customer. That’s what it’s all about.

[End Scene]