“Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Santa’s Delivery
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Santa’s Delivery Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Angry Camper’s Dad
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Angry Camper’s Dad Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Balloon Rides – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Balloon Rides Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this humorous skit, Frank Rizzo calls a balloon ride service inquiring about taking a balloon ride. The conversation starts with the caller expressing interest in the experience and seeking information on how to go about it. The representative (Voice 1) explains that […]
Lawn Equipment Debate – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawn Equipment Debate Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Sushi Chef
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sushi Chef Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Prank Calls 101: Having Fun Within Limits
Prank calls have been around for as long as telephones have existed, and they continue to be a popular pastime for many people. However, there are certain limits that should be respected when engaging in this activity. First and foremost, it is important to remember that the person on the other end of the line […]
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
Bird Feed
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bird Feed Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
“Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pet Cobra – the woke version
Title: “Compassionate Cobra Guardian”[Scene: A serene yoga studio, gentle instrumental music plays in the background. Two individuals, one named Alex and the other named Sam, sit cross-legged on yoga mats, deep in meditation.]Alex: (in a calming tone) Sam, my dear friend, I’ve been meaning to share something profound with you.Sam: (equally serene) Yes, Alex, speak […]
New Awnings
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: New Awnings Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
I Pickle They – the woke version
Title: “The Ethical Artisanal Pickler”Characters:Alex: A socially conscious artisanal pickler.Sam: A potential customer interested in Alex’s pickles.[Scene opens in a quaint, eco-friendly farmer’s market where Alex is proudly displaying their organic, locally sourced pickles.]Alex: (enthusiastically) Welcome to my pickling stand, where we celebrate sustainability and flavor fusion! How may I assist you today?Sam: (curiously) Hi […]
“Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pablo Honey
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to […]
Sol’s Naked Photo – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Empowered Self-Portrait”[Scene: A bustling city street. Two friends, Alex and Taylor, are walking and engaging in conversation.]Alex: Hey Taylor, have you heard about Sol’s latest art project?Taylor: Yeah, I think I heard something about it. Isn’t it something to do with self-expression or body positivity?Alex: Exactly! Sol’s been exploring the concept of self-love […]
Food & Drug Complaint – the woke version
Title: Conscious Consumers’ Concern[The scene opens with a phone ringing in a bustling grocery store. A concerned voice picks up.]Store Clerk: Good day, how may I assist you?Caller: Hello, yes. I’m calling to voice some concerns about the products your store carries.Store Clerk: Of course, I’m here to help. What seems to be the issue?Caller: […]