“Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Silverman, Baby!!
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Silverman, Baby!! Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Insulator Job
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Insulator Job Characters: Roland Summary: The skit involves a phone conversation between Roland and an unidentified caller discussing an insulator job. The caller inquires about the job, asking Roland for details and safety equipment provisions. Roland, seemingly unfamiliar with the job specifics, mentions his role in estimating rather than […]
Frank’s Pickles
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Frank’s Pickles Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bacon – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Bacon Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Do you smell bacon? Transcript:
Drinking Problem
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Drinking Problem Characters: Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between two voices over the phone, depicting a person seeking help for their supposed drinking problem. Voice 2 initiates the conversation, expressing an interest in resolving their drinking issue after being told by others about it. However, the conversation […]
“Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Ringtones Intro” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Ringtones Intro” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Duck Cleaning
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Duck Cleaning Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1-800-How’s My Driving
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: 1-800-How’s My Driving Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this skit, Frank Rizzo has just experienced a traumatic incident where someone backed over his legs with a vehicle. He calls a customer service line, presumably related to the incident, and begins a conversation with Voice 2. Frank is visibly agitated […]
“Bob – Bull Ride” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Bull Ride” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
A little Emergency – the woke version
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
Nam Hu
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: Transcript:
Lawnmower Sale – the woke version
Title: Sustainable Gardening Consultation[Scene: A serene garden setting with chirping birds and lush greenery. Two individuals, Pat and Frank, stand amidst the foliage, engaging in conversation.]Pat: Hey, Frank, have you heard about the latest sustainable gardening techniques?Frank: Sustainable gardening? What’s that all about?Pat: It’s about being mindful of the environment while tending to our lawns […]
“Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Tennis Ball Machine – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Tennis Ball Machine”[Setting: A tennis court. Two players, Alex and Sam, are engaged in a match. On the sidelines, there is a tennis ball machine.]Alex: (hits the ball) Nice shot!Sam: Thanks, Alex! (prepares for the next serve)[Alex serves again, but the ball machine starts malfunctioning, shooting balls everywhere.]Alex: Whoa, what’s going on with […]
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
Pablo Honey – the woke version
Title: “Pablo Love”[The scene opens with a phone ringing in a bustling urban environment. A calm, collected voice answers.]Pablo: Hello, this is Pablo speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Um, hey Pablo, I’m just, like, wondering about your organization. Do you guys, like, promote diversity and inclusivity?Pablo: Absolutely, my friend. We strive to create […]
Gay Hairdresser
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Gay Hairdresser Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as a phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, discussing a potential job opportunity. Voice 2 expresses interest in a job related to hairstyling, indicating a willingness to bring in a considerable clientele. However, the conversation takes an unexpected […]
A Little Emergency
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
The Home Wrecker – the woke version
Title: The Relationship Consultant[The scene opens with a phone ringing. A person picks up.]Caller: Hello?Character 1: Hi, yes, is this the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Johnson?Caller: Yes, it is. May I ask who’s calling?Character 1: Of course, my name is Alex, and I’m a relationship consultant. I specialize in resolving conflicts and fostering healthy […]
“Pico – Hairpiece” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Hairpiece” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: