“Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
“Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Ass Slap” – Mira Baby – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Santa’s Delivery
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Santa’s Delivery Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
A Little Emergency
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
Lawnmower Sale – the woke version
Title: Sustainable Gardening Consultation[Scene: A serene garden setting with chirping birds and lush greenery. Two individuals, Pat and Frank, stand amidst the foliage, engaging in conversation.]Pat: Hey, Frank, have you heard about the latest sustainable gardening techniques?Frank: Sustainable gardening? What’s that all about?Pat: It’s about being mindful of the environment while tending to our lawns […]
Nam Hu
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: Transcript:
A little Emergency – the woke version
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
Herman – Sammy Cox
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Herman Characters: Sammy Cox, Herman Summary: In this skit from The Jerky Boys Show with Johnny Brannen, the comedic exchange revolves around prank calls featuring characters like Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Herman, and Sammy Cox. The skit is sponsored by GameFly, with a brief mention at the beginning. The […]
Silverman, Baby!!
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Silverman, Baby!! Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady – the woke version
Title: “The Sustainable Garden Advocate”[The scene opens with a bustling city sidewalk. A person, named Alex, approaches a flower stand.]Alex: [Clears throat] Excuse me, ma’am, do you have a moment to talk about sustainable gardening practices?Flower Lady: Oh, sure, honey! What can I help you with?Alex: Well, I’m here to raise awareness about the environmental […]
“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
30th Anniversary of the Jerky Boys
It’s hard to believe, but 2023 marks the 30th anniversary of the Jerky Boys, a comedy duo that rose to fame in the early 90s with their hilarious prank phone calls. The Jerky Boys, consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, released their first album in 1993, which quickly became a cult classic. Their unique […]
“Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sols Warts
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Warts Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
About the Jerky Boy’s success
The Jerky Boys: A Hilarious Prank Call Duo That Defined a Generation Prank calls have been a form of entertainment for decades, and one of the most iconic and influential prank call duos of all time is The Jerky Boys. Consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, The Jerky Boys gained widespread popularity in the […]
Bad Ass Massage
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Ass Massage Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit begins with a phone call to a massage parlor, where a man inquires about getting a massage specifically for his backside due to discomfort from driving a truck all day. He’s rather insistent and […]
Balloon Rides – the woke version
Title: Ethically Conscious Aerial Excursions[The scene opens with a serene backdrop of nature, with birds chirping and a gentle breeze blowing. We see two individuals, Joe and Sal, standing by a makeshift balloon basket.]Joe: (In a calm and respectful tone) Hello, good citizen. We are pleased to offer you the opportunity to engage in a […]
Pet Cobra – the woke version
Title: “Compassionate Cobra Guardian”[Scene: A serene yoga studio, gentle instrumental music plays in the background. Two individuals, one named Alex and the other named Sam, sit cross-legged on yoga mats, deep in meditation.]Alex: (in a calming tone) Sam, my dear friend, I’ve been meaning to share something profound with you.Sam: (equally serene) Yes, Alex, speak […]
Peter Dante and the Jerky Boys: A Hilarious Journey Through Comedy
In the world of comedy, few names elicit as much laughter and nostalgia as The Jerky Boys. This iconic duo, known for their prank calls and outrageous characters, has left an indelible mark on the world of humor. And one man, Peter Dante, stands out as a key contributor to the Jerky Boys’ unique brand […]
Lawnmower Sale
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]