“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Hot Mops – the woke version
Title: “The Eco-Friendly Cleaners”[Scene: A bustling city street.]Character 1: (Speaking into a headset) Hey, this is Alex, your eco-friendly cleaner. How can I help you today?Character 2: Yeah, hi. I need someone to come over and clean my apartment. It’s a bit of a mess.Character 1: Absolutely! We’ll take care of it. Just to let […]
Unemployed Painter – the woke version
Title: “Underemployed Artist”[Scene: A small studio apartment. The phone rings, and the character, Alex, answers.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hi, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I help you?Caller: Hi Alex, my name is Emily. I found your portfolio online and I’m really impressed by your work.Alex: Oh, thank you! I’m glad you like it.Caller: Yeah, I’m […]
Fava Beans – the woke version
Title: “Lentil Love”[The scene opens with two friends, Sam and Alex, having a conversation over the phone.]Sam: Hey, Alex, what’s up?Alex: Not much, just chilling. How about you?Sam: Same here. Hey, you know what I’ve been thinking about lately?Alex: What’s on your mind?Sam: Veganism, man. I’ve been trying to cut down on my meat consumption […]
“Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Gay Hairdresser
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Gay Hairdresser Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as a phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, discussing a potential job opportunity. Voice 2 expresses interest in a job related to hairstyling, indicating a willingness to bring in a considerable clientele. However, the conversation takes an unexpected […]
Jerky Boys Fans React to ‘Twisted Metal’ Easter Egg
In the world of pop culture, Easter eggs are hidden gems that delight fans and keep them engaged with their favorite franchises. Recently, Jerky Boys fans were pleasantly surprised when they stumbled upon an unexpected Easter egg in the popular video game ‘Twisted Metal.’ This surprising crossover between a classic prank call comedy duo and […]
Pet Cobra
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pet Cobra Characters: Summary: The skit is a comedic conversation between two characters over the phone. Voice 1 answers the call to a frantic Voice 2, who urgently requests help with a torn shoe due to a cat’s attack. Voice 2, seemingly in distress, describes his toe nearly hanging […]
“Pico – Hairpiece” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Hairpiece” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bad Ass Massage
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Ass Massage Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit begins with a phone call to a massage parlor, where a man inquires about getting a massage specifically for his backside due to discomfort from driving a truck all day. He’s rather insistent and […]
Hurt At Work
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Hurt At Work Characters: Summary: In this skit, a comedic portrayal unfolds as two characters engage in a phone conversation about an alleged workplace injury. Voice 2 claims to have been hurt at work, seeking legal assistance. Initially, Voice 1 transfers the call to Voice 3, an attorney, assuming […]
“Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
30th Anniversary of the Jerky Boys
It’s hard to believe, but 2023 marks the 30th anniversary of the Jerky Boys, a comedy duo that rose to fame in the early 90s with their hilarious prank phone calls. The Jerky Boys, consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, released their first album in 1993, which quickly became a cult classic. Their unique […]
Uncle Freddie
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
A Little Information – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: A Little Information Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack Tors gives a little information about retro casting. Transcript:
“Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
I Pickle They – the woke version
Title: “The Ethical Artisanal Pickler”Characters:Alex: A socially conscious artisanal pickler.Sam: A potential customer interested in Alex’s pickles.[Scene opens in a quaint, eco-friendly farmer’s market where Alex is proudly displaying their organic, locally sourced pickles.]Alex: (enthusiastically) Welcome to my pickling stand, where we celebrate sustainability and flavor fusion! How may I assist you today?Sam: (curiously) Hi […]