Title: “The Ethical Artisanal Pickler”Characters:Alex: A socially conscious artisanal pickler.Sam: A potential customer interested in Alex’s pickles.[Scene opens in a quaint, eco-friendly farmer’s market where Alex is proudly displaying their organic, locally sourced pickles.]Alex: (enthusiastically) Welcome to my pickling stand, where we celebrate sustainability and flavor fusion! How may I assist you today?Sam: (curiously) Hi […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – You’re Ridiculous” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Socially Conscious Sorcerer”[Scene: A bustling urban street. A socially conscious individual named Alex is sitting on a bench, engrossed in their book. Suddenly, a person in a vibrant, ethically sourced costume approaches, a “Social Sorcerer” named Sam.]Sam: Greetings, friend! I sense your energy is in need of upliftment.Alex: Um, hello there. Can I help […]
[Scene: A roofing company office. Dave, an employee, is answering the phone.]Dave: Good morning, this is Dave from Integrity Roofing. How can we assist you today?Caller: Hi, I’m looking for some information about getting my roof fixed.Dave: Of course, I’d be happy to help. First, may I ask your name and pronouns?Caller: Uh, yeah, it’s […]
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: What’s Wrong with this World? Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Auto Mechanic Characters: Summary: In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the […]
Title: “Sol’s Body-Positive Beach”[Scene: A beach setting. Sounds of waves crashing in the background. Sol, a confident and body-positive individual, walks onto the beach wearing a colorful sarong. He approaches a group of beachgoers.]Sol: (with a warm smile) Hey there, beautiful people! Welcome to Sol’s Body-Positive Beach, where all shapes, sizes, and colors are celebrated!Beachgoer […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Gay Model Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as Crystal receives a call from an enthusiastic but bizarre individual, Voice 1, inquiring about a modeling job. Crystal, seemingly oblivious to the oddity, engages in conversation, expressing excitement about the caller’s purported talents. However, things take a peculiar turn when […]
Sol Rosenberg is a fictional character who first appeared in the popular comedy radio show “The Jerky Boys” in the 1990s. Created and portrayed by Johnny Brennan, Sol Rosenberg is a New York City native with a distinct and humorous personality. He is known for his exaggerated and often absurd phone calls, where he engages […]
When it comes to hiring a clown for a party or event, Sparky the Clown is a name that comes up time and time again. Known for his hilarious antics and expert balloon twisting skills, Sparky has become a beloved figure in the world of party entertainment. If you’re looking to hire Sparky for your […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: The Relationship Consultant[The scene opens with a phone ringing. A person picks up.]Caller: Hello?Character 1: Hi, yes, is this the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Johnson?Caller: Yes, it is. May I ask who’s calling?Character 1: Of course, my name is Alex, and I’m a relationship consultant. I specialize in resolving conflicts and fostering healthy […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Marriage Insurance Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Safety Gates Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sol’s Glasses Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: In this skit, Sol Rosenberg calls an eyeglass store to complain about his glasses causing problems with his eyesight. The person on the other end tries to assist but cannot find Rosenberg’s records. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Rosenberg might […]
Title: “Inclusivity Barriers”[Setting: A bustling office environment][Character 1, a conscientious employee, calls up Character 2, the office manager, with a concern.]Character 1: Hi, um, I wanted to talk to you about something I’ve noticed around the office. I’ve been thinking a lot about our workplace environment and inclusivity lately.Character 2: Oh, sure, what’s on your […]
The Jerky Boys are known for their hilarious prank calls, and one of their most memorable characters is Frank Rizzo, a foul-mouthed New Yorker with a thick accent who often pretends to be a dentist. In these prank calls, Frank Rizzo calls unsuspecting dental offices and demands that he be seen immediately for his dental […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Cremation Services Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – 2 Wheeler Crash” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Mining For Scotty Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo makes a deal with a Japanese mining company to harvest “dilithium crystals”. Transcript:
Title: Ethically Conscious Aerial Excursions[The scene opens with a serene backdrop of nature, with birds chirping and a gentle breeze blowing. We see two individuals, Joe and Sal, standing by a makeshift balloon basket.]Joe: (In a calm and respectful tone) Hello, good citizen. We are pleased to offer you the opportunity to engage in a […]
