“Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Duck Cleaning
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Duck Cleaning Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pet Cobra
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pet Cobra Characters: Summary: The skit is a comedic conversation between two characters over the phone. Voice 1 answers the call to a frantic Voice 2, who urgently requests help with a torn shoe due to a cat’s attack. Voice 2, seemingly in distress, describes his toe nearly hanging […]
“Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Cremation Services
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Cremation Services Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys Movie Voted the Worst Movie Made in 1995
Introduction The year 1995 saw the release of numerous films that left a lasting impact on audiences, from classics to cult favorites. However, amidst the success stories, there lurked a notorious creation: The Jerky Boys Movie. It garnered the unenviable title of being voted the worst movie made in 1995, marking a puzzling chapter in […]
Pork Fried Rice
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pork Fried Rice Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Donald Trump wanted to prank-call CNN’s Chris Cuomo from White House
The recent uproar surrounding an alleged prank call scheme involving Donald Trump, Chris Cuomo of CNN, and Andrew Cuomo has stirred controversy in political and media circles.The Players InvolvedIn this saga, we have Donald Trump, the former President known for his unorthodox media approaches, and Chris Cuomo, a prominent CNN anchor. Andrew Cuomo, former governor […]
“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sols Warts
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Warts Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
Sol’s Glasses
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sol’s Glasses Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: In this skit, Sol Rosenberg calls an eyeglass store to complain about his glasses causing problems with his eyesight. The person on the other end tries to assist but cannot find Rosenberg’s records. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Rosenberg might […]
Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Roofing – the woke version
[Scene: A roofing company office. Dave, an employee, is answering the phone.]Dave: Good morning, this is Dave from Integrity Roofing. How can we assist you today?Caller: Hi, I’m looking for some information about getting my roof fixed.Dave: Of course, I’d be happy to help. First, may I ask your name and pronouns?Caller: Uh, yeah, it’s […]
“Sol – No Respect” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – No Respect” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
You Wanna Scrap?
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
Moonlight Matinee – The Jerky Tapes
00:00 Jack Tors: “Hello?” 00:01 Speaker 2: “Yeah, I’m calling from Mr. Getzof’s office. This is Janet [beep].” 00:04 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “I just called about two minutes ago, and he told me to call back.” 00:08 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:10 Speaker 2: “Are you going to play […]
The Art of the Prank Call: Making Funny Moments Everyone Can Laugh At
Prank calls have been a part of comedy for a long time, from late-night radio shows to viral social media hits. When done right, a prank call isn’t about making someone feel bad; it’s about making everyone laugh together with clever wordplay and unexpected turns that make the “victim” laugh along with the audience. Consent, […]
“Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Trains – Jocko Johnson
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Trains Characters: Sandy, Russel Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Nude Beach – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Body-Positive Beach”[Scene: A beach setting. Sounds of waves crashing in the background. Sol, a confident and body-positive individual, walks onto the beach wearing a colorful sarong. He approaches a group of beachgoers.]Sol: (with a warm smile) Hey there, beautiful people! Welcome to Sol’s Body-Positive Beach, where all shapes, sizes, and colors are celebrated!Beachgoer […]