Husband Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Husband Beating Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #3
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #3 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Kissel Sails – Kissel
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Kissel Sails Characters: Kissel, Yacht Broker Summary: ! ChatGPT In the presented skit, a phone call unfolds between Kissel, a character inquiring about renting a yacht, and two individuals on the other end of the line. Kissel expresses his desire to rent a yacht for himself, his wife, and possibly […]
The Flower Lady – the woke version
Title: “The Sustainable Garden Advocate”[The scene opens with a bustling city sidewalk. A person, named Alex, approaches a flower stand.]Alex: [Clears throat] Excuse me, ma’am, do you have a moment to talk about sustainable gardening practices?Flower Lady: Oh, sure, honey! What can I help you with?Alex: Well, I’m here to raise awareness about the environmental […]
“Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Laundromat – The Jerky Boys 4
00:00:03 Frank Puma: “What the fuck can they be?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “Laundry.” 00:06 Frank Puma: “Yeah, who’s in charge over there?” 00:07 Speaker 2: “Who’s calling?” 00:09 Frank Puma: “Yeah, this is Puma. Frank Puma. I had my little boy go there and leave off some laundry. We got it back now. It’s not […]
A Little Emergency
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
Send a Salami to your boy in the Army
“Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army”: The Perfect Way to Show Your Support When it comes to showing support for our loved ones serving in the military, there are many ways to express our gratitude and appreciation. However, one time-honored tradition that has stood the test of time is sending care packages. […]
Herman – Sammy Cox
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Herman Characters: Sammy Cox, Herman Summary: In this skit from The Jerky Boys Show with Johnny Brannen, the comedic exchange revolves around prank calls featuring characters like Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Herman, and Sammy Cox. The skit is sponsored by GameFly, with a brief mention at the beginning. The […]
Pablo Honey – the woke version
Title: “Pablo Love”[The scene opens with a phone ringing in a bustling urban environment. A calm, collected voice answers.]Pablo: Hello, this is Pablo speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Um, hey Pablo, I’m just, like, wondering about your organization. Do you guys, like, promote diversity and inclusivity?Pablo: Absolutely, my friend. We strive to create […]
Prank Calls 101: Having Fun Within Limits
Prank calls have been around for as long as telephones have existed, and they continue to be a popular pastime for many people. However, there are certain limits that should be respected when engaging in this activity. First and foremost, it is important to remember that the person on the other end of the line […]
“Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Scaffolding
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Scaffolding Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this skit, the phone rings, and Frank answers the call seeking help for a complicated situation. He reveals that he’s in charge of a scaffold with people stuck on it, which he had initially rigged for his boss. However, the number of people […]
“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Alan Arkin: An Oscar-Winning Disney Actor
It is with heavy hearts that we report the passing of the esteemed actor Alan Arkin, who left an indelible mark on the world of cinema. Arkin, an Oscar-winning actor and beloved figure in the entertainment industry, captivated audiences with his incredible talent, versatility, and captivating performances. With a career spanning over six decades, Arkin […]
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” – Cono – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Sol Bomb” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol Bomb” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
A Little Information – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: A Little Information Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack Tors gives a little information about retro casting. Transcript:
Punitive Damages – the woke version
Title: “Restorative Justice”[Scene: A call center. The phone rings, and a customer service representative named Alex answers.]Alex: Good afternoon, thank you for calling Restorative Justice Solutions. This is Alex speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Yeah, I wanna talk about some issues I’m having with my landlord.Alex: Of course, I’m here to help. What […]
Sex Therapy
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sex Therapy Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Thermometer Mishap
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Thermometer Mishap Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Sol calls to buy a new thermometer after he… “looses track” of his old one. Transcript: