
“Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Testing for Jeopardy – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Jeopardy Audition” Characters: Facilitator Participant 1 (Alex) Participant 7 (Jamie) Other Participants Summary: A Jeopardy audition focused on inclusivity evolves into a series of increasingly thoughtful and socially conscious responses. Through calm sincerity and structured dialogue, the scene builds subtle Jerky Boys style satire, where commitment to the tone becomes the humour itself. […]

Hello, Ray – Mike Derucki
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Hello Ray Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: The skit portrays a comical conversation between Ray and Mike Derucki, primarily centered around a series of phone calls fraught with technical glitches and misunderstandings. The conversation continually gets disrupted by static noises, making communication challenging. Mike Derucki, seemingly frustrated with the phone […]

“Bob – Bull Ride” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Bull Ride” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:

Herman – Sammy Cox
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Herman Characters: Sammy Cox, Herman Summary: In this skit from The Jerky Boys Show with Johnny Brannen, the comedic exchange revolves around prank calls featuring characters like Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Herman, and Sammy Cox. The skit is sponsored by GameFly, with a brief mention at the beginning. The […]

Gay Hairdresser
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Gay Hairdresser Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as a phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, discussing a potential job opportunity. Voice 2 expresses interest in a job related to hairstyling, indicating a willingness to bring in a considerable clientele. However, the conversation takes an unexpected […]
Kissel sails – the woke version
Title: “Kissel Sets Sail with Consent” Characters: Caller Receptionist Customer Service Representative Summary: A frustrated customer calls to complain that his sailboat sailed without his consent, insisting even inanimate objects must respect autonomy. Customer service responds calmly and professionally while trying to redirect the conversation toward real technical issues. The humor builds through unwavering seriousness, […]

“Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery” Characters: Alex, the socially aware employee Caller Summary:A customer calls a pizzeria to place a simple order, but the employee frames every topping choice as a moral and environmental decision. As the worker enthusiastically layers sustainability talk onto each step, the routine pizza order turns into polite, exaggerated virtue signaling […]

Pork Fried Rice
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pork Fried Rice Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1-800 How’s my driving – the woke version
Title: “1-800 How’s Our Behavior” Characters: Alex Sam Caller Summary: A driver reports reckless behavior through a hotline, expecting a typical complaint process. Instead, the interaction becomes an overly structured and empathetic exchange focused on accountability and respect. Through calm professionalism and detailed responses, the scene builds subtle Jerky Boys style satire driven entirely by […]

Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Send Salami Boy Army” features Frank Rizzo delivering one of the most absurd prank calls. The concept is strange from the start and only gets wilder. Miscommunication drives the humor at a fast pace. […]

Kissel Sails – Kissel
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Kissel Sails Characters: Kissel, Yacht Broker Summary: ! ChatGPT In the presented skit, a phone call unfolds between Kissel, a character inquiring about renting a yacht, and two individuals on the other end of the line. Kissel expresses his desire to rent a yacht for himself, his wife, and possibly […]
Terrorist Pizza – The Woke Version
Some prank calls don’t age.They evolve.The Jerky Boys built a comedy empire on fearless characters and unpredictable conversations, and few bits became more quoted than the legendary pizza call. Now it returns with a modern twist, delivering the same chaotic energy fans grew up with while giving longtime listeners something fresh to laugh at again.This […]

Sol’s Glasses
Sol’s Glasses: The Jerky Boys Classic Call Explained Some comedy depends on punchlines. The Jerky Boys built an empire on confusion. From their very first classic comedy album, the Sol Rosenberg “glasses” call perfectly captures why these prank calls still hold up decades later. There are no insults, no screaming matches, and no elaborate […]

Little Elves – Tarbash
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Little Elves Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:

“Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:

“Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Drinking Problem – the woke version
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“Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:

Make Air Not War
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Make Air Not War Characters: Summary: Transcript:

What’s Wrong with this World?
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: What’s Wrong with this World? Characters: Summary: Transcript:

“Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
