Volunteer

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Volunteer

Characters: Frank Rizzo

Summary: 

“Volunteer” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple topic into a loud and chaotic prank call. The humor builds through fast escalation and bold reactions. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy it for its energy and authenticity. The conversation intensifies throughout. A standout piece of classic prank call comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings…

0:03 Voice 1: “Hi. This is Carlos.”

0:04 Frank Rizzo: “Hey, how you doin’? I wanna volunteer my help there.”

0:06 Voice 1: “OK. Hold on one second. May I have your name, please?”

0:11 Frank Rizzo: “My name is Frank.”

0:12 Voice 1: “Frank what?”

0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Frank Rizzo.”

0:15 Voice 1: “Rizzo?”

0:16 Frank Rizzo: “That’s right.”

0:18 Voice 1: “And what’s your number, Frank?”

0:20 Frank Rizzo: “My number is 2019-(beep)-6805.”

0:25 Voice 1: “6805.”

0:26 Frank Rizzo: “6805.”

0:27 Voice 1: “I got it, Frank.”

0:29 Frank Rizzo: “OK. I wanna – what do you want me to do? Do you want me to help some people out or what?”

0:32 Voice 1: “OK. But, Frank, listen. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Go slow. Can you come tomorrow at 4:30?”

0:36 Frank Rizzo: “4:30, I’m busy tomorrow at 4:30.”

0:39 Voice 1: “Well…”

0:39 Frank Rizzo: “Give me another time. Shoot me another time.”

0:41 Voice 1: “Uhm. Well, hold on.”

0:43 Frank Rizzo: “What do you got? Give me.”

0:44 Voice 1: “Hold on. Frank?”

0:51 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah. What’s up? What are you painting the office? Are you working over? What’s up?”

0:54 Voice 1: “OK, Frank. Listen to me carefully, OK? I won’t able to schedule so I need – I am gonna…”

1:00 Frank Rizzo: “All right. What do I gotta on phone? You said you need help on phones. What do you want me to do?”

1:05 Voice 1: “OK. But, Frank, can you listen to me, please?”

1:06 Frank Rizzo: “Go ahead.”

1:07 Voice 1: “OK. Listen. I (Inaudible 01:09)…”

1:09 Frank Rizzo: “You know, I work with the phones a lot. I’m good with the telephone.”

1:12 Voice 1: “I know that. I can see that.”

1:14 Frank Rizzo: “And I’ll help anybody. If you need help, I’ll help you out.”

1:16 Voice 1: “OK.”

1:17 Frank Rizzo: “If you don’t help you need, I’ll straighten you out one way or the another.”

1:19 Voice 1: “OK, Frank. Can I just talk?”

1:21 Frank Rizzo: “Go ahead.”

1:22 Voice 1: “OK. I took down your name and your number. So what we’re going to…”

1:25 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah. You do that. You got my name?”

1:27 Voice 1: “Yeah, Frank.”

1:28 Frank Rizzo: “Frank Rizzo.”

1:29 Voice 1: “OK. Listen to me. Can I talk?”

1:31 Frank Rizzo: “OK. Go ahead.”

1:32 Voice 1: “So we’re going to call you back.”

1:33 Frank Rizzo: “Go ahead. Shoot. Let me hear you. Shoot.”

1:34 Voice 1: “OK. So we’re going to call you back.”

1:36 Frank Rizzo: “All right.”

1:37 Voice 1: “And we’re going to make an appointment for you.”

1:38 Frank Rizzo: “OK. You do that.”

1:39 Voice 1: “Can I ask you a question?”

1:40 Frank Rizzo: “Go ahead.”

1:41 Voice 1: “What date can you come in?”

1:43 Frank Rizzo: “You get back to me on that. I’ll let you know when not busy. When I busy, I’ll come in. I’ll try to help you, guys, out anyway you need it. All right?”

1:48 Voice 1: “OK. Fine. Thank you.”

1:49 Frank Rizzo: “You do that.”

1:50 Voice 1: “OK. Bye-bye.”

1:51 Frank Rizzo: “Right.”

Volunteer – A Classic Jerky Boys Prank Call

“Volunteer” is another unforgettable Jerky Boys prank call that proves even the most ordinary topics can turn into comedy gold. Featuring the bold and unpredictable Frank Rizzo, this skit takes a simple idea and transforms it into a loud, chaotic exchange filled with confusion and sharp humor.

This is classic Jerky Boys, raw, unscripted, and powered entirely by personality. It’s exactly what made the crank call legends stand out in the world of classic comedy albums.

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What Happens in “Volunteer”

The call starts with what seems like a harmless conversation about volunteering, but it doesn’t take long before Frank Rizzo changes the tone. His aggressive delivery and relentless attitude push the conversation into unexpected territory.

The humor builds through:

• Miscommunication that escalates quickly
• Over-the-top reactions to simple ideas
• A steady increase in tension and absurdity
• A character who refuses to back down

This is what makes Jerky Boys prank calls so effective, turning everyday situations into unforgettable moments.

The Frank Rizzo Signature Style

Frank Rizzo remains one of the most recognizable voices in classic comedy albums, and “Volunteer” highlights his strengths perfectly.

His performance includes:

• Loud, commanding delivery that takes control
• Exaggerated reactions that fuel the humor
• Fast pacing that keeps listeners engaged
• A personality that turns awkward moments into comedy

This style helped transform simple prank calls into lasting comedy collectibles.

Why Fans Love This

Fans continue to enjoy “Volunteer” because it delivers everything they expect from the Jerky Boys:

• Raw, unscripted humor that feels authentic
• A fast-moving conversation that keeps building
• Frank Rizzo at full intensity
• A situation that becomes funnier as it escalates

For collectors of Jerky Boys merchandise, this skit is another standout addition.

Perfect For

This prank call is perfect for:

• Fans of classic comedy albums
• Collectors of comedy collectibles
• Anyone exploring custom prank calls
• Listeners who enjoy bold, character-driven humor

Whether you’re discovering the Jerky Boys or revisiting their best work, this track delivers a memorable experience.

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A Piece of Comedy History

The Jerky Boys built their reputation on creating comedy that felt real and unfiltered. Their prank calls became cultural moments that still resonate today.

“Volunteer” reflects that era perfectly. It’s raw, direct, and driven entirely by personality. That authenticity is what keeps fans coming back.

Owning or revisiting this skit means adding another piece of classic comedy history to your collection.

Get insights into the characters’ origins on the official Jerky Boys history page.