“Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
30th Anniversary of the Jerky Boys
It’s hard to believe, but 2023 marks the 30th anniversary of the Jerky Boys, a comedy duo that rose to fame in the early 90s with their hilarious prank phone calls. The Jerky Boys, consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, released their first album in 1993, which quickly became a cult classic. Their unique […]
“Mike – Blasting Tanks” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Blasting Tanks” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
I’m A Diva – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: I’m A Diva Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack makes a new best friend and shows off his dance moves during an interview for Saturday night fever. Transcript:
Terrorist Pizza
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Terrorist Pizza Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a frantic and escalating conversation between two voices, presumably a customer and a pizza place representative. Voice 2, a furious and distressed customer, accuses the pizza place of delivering contaminated food that made their family sick. They express extreme anger, threatening legal […]
Sol’s War Memorabilia – the woke version
Title: Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium[Scene: Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium. Sol, a passionate advocate for social justice, mans the counter.]Sol: Welcome to Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium, where we honor the struggles and triumphs of marginalized communities throughout history.Customer: Hi, I’m looking for something that celebrates the resilience of the civil rights movement.Sol: Ah, […]
Fava Beans
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Fava Beans Characters: Summary: In this comedic phone conversation skit, a disgruntled customer calls a restaurant to complain about becoming sick after eating Fava beans. The customer accuses the restaurant of serving him the beans that allegedly caused his illness. The exchange becomes increasingly absurd and humorous as the […]
Prank Calls 101: Having Fun Within Limits
Prank calls have been around for as long as telephones have existed, and they continue to be a popular pastime for many people. However, there are certain limits that should be respected when engaging in this activity. First and foremost, it is important to remember that the person on the other end of the line […]
Angry Camper’s Dad – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Outdoor Enthusiast’s Guardian”[Scene: A serene forest setting. The sounds of birds chirping and a gentle breeze fill the air. A group of campers is gathered around a firepit, roasting marshmallows and sharing stories.]Camp Counselor: Alright, everyone, let’s keep the vibes positive and respectful tonight. Remember, we’re all here to connect with nature and […]
Pablo Honey by Radiohead
Radiohead’s debut album, “Pablo Honey”, released in 1993, is often overshadowed by the band’s later critically acclaimed works like “OK Computer” and “Kid A”. However, upon closer inspection, “Pablo Honey” reveals itself to be a more interesting and complex album than it is often given credit for. With its mix of grunge, alternative rock, and […]
Auto Mechanic
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Auto Mechanic Characters: Summary: In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the […]
“Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady – the woke version
Title: “The Sustainable Garden Advocate”[The scene opens with a bustling city sidewalk. A person, named Alex, approaches a flower stand.]Alex: [Clears throat] Excuse me, ma’am, do you have a moment to talk about sustainable gardening practices?Flower Lady: Oh, sure, honey! What can I help you with?Alex: Well, I’m here to raise awareness about the environmental […]
“Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Silly Food – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Silly Food Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
“Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Laundromat – The Jerky Boys 4
00:00:03 Frank Puma: “What the fuck can they be?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “Laundry.” 00:06 Frank Puma: “Yeah, who’s in charge over there?” 00:07 Speaker 2: “Who’s calling?” 00:09 Frank Puma: “Yeah, this is Puma. Frank Puma. I had my little boy go there and leave off some laundry. We got it back now. It’s not […]
Sparky the Clown
When it comes to hiring a clown for a party or event, Sparky the Clown is a name that comes up time and time again. Known for his hilarious antics and expert balloon twisting skills, Sparky has become a beloved figure in the world of party entertainment. If you’re looking to hire Sparky for your […]
Picos Mexican Hairpiece
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece Characters: Pico Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” – Mira – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hurt at Work – the woke version
Title: “Injured on the Job”Characters:Terry – A conscientious worker who values workplace safety and respects the rights of others.Joe – A compassionate employer who prioritizes employee well-being and ensures a safe work environment.[Scene opens in an office setting. Terry is on the phone with Joe, his employer.]Terry: Hey, Joe, it’s Terry. I wanted to talk […]
Who is Sol Rosenberg?
Sol Rosenberg is a fictional character who first appeared in the popular comedy radio show “The Jerky Boys” in the 1990s. Created and portrayed by Johnny Brennan, Sol Rosenberg is a New York City native with a distinct and humorous personality. He is known for his exaggerated and often absurd phone calls, where he engages […]
Sol’s Turnstile – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Turnstile Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript: