Volunteer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Volunteer Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Laundromat – the woke version
Title: “Community Hub”[The scene opens in a bustling laundromat. Various people are going about their business, sorting clothes, loading machines, and folding laundry. The ambiance is friendly and diverse.]Caller: [In a respectful tone] Hello, is this the community hub?Laundromat Employee: Yes, welcome to our space. How can I assist you today?Caller: I just wanted to […]
“Mike – Mike’s Parrot” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Mike’s Parrot” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
What’s Wrong with this World?
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: What’s Wrong with this World? Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Boats Express
0:01 Phone rings 0:09 Speaker1: “Hello?” 0:10 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, hello?” 0:12 Speaker1: “Hello.” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “How ya doin?” 0:14 Speaker1: “I’m doin, how you doin? 0:15 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, I want something transported.” 0:16 Speaker1: “I want to ship it for you.” 0:18 Frank Rizzo: “That’s right. You get it to Ireland?” 0:20 […]
Auto Mechanic – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Auto Repair Shop”[Scene: Inside an auto repair shop. The mechanic, Pat, is at the counter. The phone rings.]Pat: (picks up the phone) Hello, you’ve reached Inclusive Auto Repair. How may I help you today?Customer: Hi, I’m having some issues with my car. It’s making a strange noise whenever I accelerate.Pat: I’m sorry to […]
Starter Motor Repair
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Starter Motor Repair Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rizzo – Squeaky Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Squeaky Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Hello Bing-Bong” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Hello Bing-Bong” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Hemhorroids” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Hemhorroids” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
You Wanna Scrap?
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Irate Tile Man – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Irate Tile Man Characters: Frank Rizzo, Summary: The skit features a phone call between Frank Rizzo and a customer service representative regarding a purchase of 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tiles. Frank expresses frustration, claiming that half of the tiles are broken and that he’s angry about the situation. […]
“Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bright
They Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Bright Characters: Summary: Transcript:
I Pickle They – the woke version
Title: “The Ethical Artisanal Pickler”Characters:Alex: A socially conscious artisanal pickler.Sam: A potential customer interested in Alex’s pickles.[Scene opens in a quaint, eco-friendly farmer’s market where Alex is proudly displaying their organic, locally sourced pickles.]Alex: (enthusiastically) Welcome to my pickling stand, where we celebrate sustainability and flavor fusion! How may I assist you today?Sam: (curiously) Hi […]
Burial Vaults
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Burial Vaults Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: Transcript:
Gay Hairdresser
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Gay Hairdresser Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as a phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, discussing a potential job opportunity. Voice 2 expresses interest in a job related to hairstyling, indicating a willingness to bring in a considerable clientele. However, the conversation takes an unexpected […]
Chainsaw Shock – Part 2
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Chainsaw Shock, Pt. 2 Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: What starts as a normal chainsaw sale goes wrong quickly after Sol takes a tumble. But don’t worry, his son is coming and he’s sitting and smoking and watching television. Transcript:
“Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jocko Johnson: The Man Behind The Laughs
Jocko Johnson is a name synonymous with comedy. He has been making people laugh for decades, and his hilarious prank calls have become legendary. But who is Jocko Johnson, and how did he become the comedic force he is today? Born in the Bronx, New York, Jocko Johnson was always known for his quick wit […]
“Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: