Title: “Underemployed Artist”[Scene: A small studio apartment. The phone rings, and the character, Alex, answers.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hi, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I help you?Caller: Hi Alex, my name is Emily. I found your portfolio online and I’m really impressed by your work.Alex: Oh, thank you! I’m glad you like it.Caller: Yeah, I’m […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Rub Salve” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: Ethically Conscious Aerial Excursions[The scene opens with a serene backdrop of nature, with birds chirping and a gentle breeze blowing. We see two individuals, Joe and Sal, standing by a makeshift balloon basket.]Joe: (In a calm and respectful tone) Hello, good citizen. We are pleased to offer you the opportunity to engage in a […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Hot Rod Mover Characters: Jake the truck driver Summary: Transcript: 0:00 Phone rings.. 0:01 Jake: “Yeah, you need a driver there buddy?” 0:04 Voice 1: “Who’s this?” 0:04 Jake: “This is Jake callin’ about the job driving’. I saw it in the paper.” 0:08 Voice 1: “Yes.” 0:08 […]
Title: “Misunderstood Produce”[Setting: A trendy organic grocery store]Characters:Woke Activist (replacing Frank Rizzo)Conscious Shopper (replacing Jack Tors)Store Clerk[The Woke Activist enters the store, browsing through the produce section. The Conscious Shopper is also there, examining some tomatoes.]Woke Activist: (clearing throat) Excuse me, my friend, I couldn’t help but notice you’re eyeing those tomatoes.Conscious Shopper: Oh, yeah. […]
Title: “Restorative Justice” Characters: Caller, Alex (Customer Service Representative) Summary:A tenant calls a mediation service about an eviction dispute. The representative calmly guides the conversation toward empathy and conflict resolution while the overly polite tone turns the situation into slow-burn awkward humor in classic Jerky Boys style. Transcript:[Scene: A call center. The phone rings, and […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – You’re Ridiculous” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
00:00:03 Frank Puma: “What the fuck can they be?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “Laundry.” 00:06 Frank Puma: “Yeah, who’s in charge over there?” 00:07 Speaker 2: “Who’s calling?” 00:09 Frank Puma: “Yeah, this is Puma. Frank Puma. I had my little boy go there and leave off some laundry. We got it back now. It’s not […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Empathetic Encounter”Characters:Pat (Originally “Frank Rizzo”)Chris (Originally “The Jerky Boys”)[Pat is sitting peacefully in a park, enjoying the serenity of nature when Chris approaches.]Chris: Hey, brother, how’s it going?Pat: Hey there! I’m just taking in the beauty of this day. How about you?Chris: Yeah, it’s a gorgeous day indeed. I couldn’t help but notice your […]
[The scene opens with a phone ringing.] Caller: Hello? Receiver: Hi there, this is the Diversity and Inclusion Hotline. How can we assist you today? Caller: Oh, thank goodness. I’ve been feeling this urge to express myself through movement, but I want to make sure I’m doing it in a way that’s respectful and inclusive […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Ringtones Intro” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Inclusivity Barriers”[Setting: A bustling office environment][Character 1, a conscientious employee, calls up Character 2, the office manager, with a concern.]Character 1: Hi, um, I wanted to talk to you about something I’ve noticed around the office. I’ve been thinking a lot about our workplace environment and inclusivity lately.Character 2: Oh, sure, what’s on your […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Hey Sir! Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Speed Racer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Turnstile Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Title: Conscious Consumers’ Concern Characters: Concerned Caller, Grocery Store Clerk Summary:A polite caller contacts a grocery store to raise concerns about sustainability, pesticides, and unhealthy ingredients. The clerk tries to respond professionally while the conversation becomes increasingly unnecessary, creating slow-burn awkward humor in classic Jerky Boys prank call style. Transcript: [The scene opens with a […]
Title: “The Progressive Model”[Interior: A busy photography studio. Background noise of cameras clicking and people chatting. We hear a phone ringing, and Johnny, the woke photographer, picks up.]Johnny: Hello, this is Johnny, spreading love and acceptance through art. How may I assist you today?Caller: Hi there, I saw your ad for a model. I’m interested.Johnny: […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Naked Photo Characters: Summary: The skit begins with two voices conversing, with Voice 2 expressing a desire for a nude photograph due to feeling shy and embarrassed. Voice 1 agrees to take the picture. However, the conversation takes an unexpected turn when Voice 2 reveals it’s for their […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
You don’t just own a phone, you carry a personality.And nothing says personality louder than Frank Rizzo yelling from your pocket.This official Jerky Boys merchandise iPhone 13 case turns one of the most legendary prank call characters of all time into a daily conversation starter. Durable protection meets pure nostalgia from the era of classic […]
