Truck Registration – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Truck Registration Characters: Frank Rizzo, DMV Agent Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” – Cono – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Silly Food – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Silly Food Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Bamm! – Curly G.
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bamm! Characters: Curly G. Summary: Transcript: 0:01 Phone rings… 0:04 Voice 1: “Bamm!” 0:05 Voice 2: “Hello?” 0:06 Voice 1: “Yo. Wazzup? I want you to hear my rap album.” 0:09 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.” 0:10 Voice 1: “Yo Wazzup? This is – my name is Curly G Cradle Rock.” […]
Florida, The Tropical State
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Florida, The Tropical State Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Regular Jackass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Regular Jackass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Bomb Mishap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Bomb Mishap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
I Pickle They
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: I Pickle They Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In this comedic skit, confusion reigns supreme during a phone conversation between two individuals regarding an order of pickles and tomatoes. Voice 1 seems to be trying to place an order for pickles but appears to be inadvertently calling Jack’s […]
Make Air Not War
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Make Air Not War Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Lawnmower Sale
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]
Terrorist Pizza – The Woke Version
Some prank calls don’t age.They evolve.The Jerky Boys built a comedy empire on fearless characters and unpredictable conversations, and few bits became more quoted than the legendary pizza call. Now it returns with a modern twist, delivering the same chaotic energy fans grew up with while giving longtime listeners something fresh to laugh at again.This […]
You Wanna Scrap?
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
Lawn Equipment Debate – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawn Equipment Debate Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The Lawn Equipment Debate prank captures the classic chaos that made the Jerky Boys famous. What begins as a simple discussion about lawn equipment quickly turns into a heated and ridiculous argument. The caller pushes the conversation in strange directions, leaving the […]
“Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
I Pickle They – the woke version
Title: “The Ethical Artisanal Pickler”Characters:Alex: A socially conscious artisanal pickler.Sam: A potential customer interested in Alex’s pickles.[Scene opens in a quaint, eco-friendly farmer’s market where Alex is proudly displaying their organic, locally sourced pickles.]Alex: (enthusiastically) Welcome to my pickling stand, where we celebrate sustainability and flavor fusion! How may I assist you today?Sam: (curiously) Hi […]
New Awnings
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: New Awnings Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan) Characters: Sol Rosenberg Fishing Shop Employee Summary: Sol Rosenberg calls a fishing shop asking about worms, leading to a repetitive and awkward conversation filled with confusion and hesitation. Through simple questions and nervous delivery, the call builds into classic Jerky Boys slow-burn […]
Kamal Ahmed: The Hilarious Legacy of the Jerky Boys Comedian
Comedy has always had the power to bring people together, and throughout the years, there have been countless comedians who have left an indelible mark on the entertainment industry. One such comedian is Kamal Ahmed, known for his involvement in the legendary comedy duo, the Jerky Boys. With his unique wit, unmatched improvisational skills, and […]
“Nicos – Bad Tomatoes” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Bad Tomatoes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Unemployed Painter
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Unemployed Painter Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: “Unemployed Painter” is a standout Jerky Boys prank call featuring Mike Derucki at his most unpredictable. The humor builds naturally through awkward exchanges and real reactions. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys legendary. A must-have for fans of […]
Laundromat – the woke version
Title: “Community Hub” Characters: Caller Laundromat Employee Summary:A caller contacts a laundromat to suggest accessibility upgrades, multilingual support, and community events. The employee enthusiastically agrees with every idea, turning a simple service inquiry into an overly supportive conversation where constant positivity becomes the humour.Transcript: [The scene opens in a bustling laundromat. Various people are going […]