Jerky Boys Store
The Jerky Boys Merchandise Store
  • Jerky Boys Merchandise
    • Jerky Boys T-Shirts
    • Jerky Boys Hats
    • Jerky Boys Glasses
    • SALE
    • Personalized Greetings
    • Jerky Boys Cell Phone Cases
    • Tough Guy Apparel by Jerky Boys
    • Jerky Boys Albums for Sale
    • Birthday Prank Phone Calls
    • Jerky Boys Footwear
  • About The Jerky Boys
    • The Jerky Boys
    • The Jerky Boys Story
    • Johnny Brennan
    • Jerky Boys – In the Press
  • Jerky Boys Discography
    • All Jerky Boys Skits
    • Best Jerky Boys Quotes
    • Jerky Boys on YouTube
    • The Jerky Boys Albums
    • Jerky Boys Merchandise
    • Birthday Prank Calls
  • Contact
    • Share your Jerky Boys impersonations!
  • Your Jerky Boys Cart
Home / Jerky Boys Merchandise / Frank Rizzo Men’s Athletic Shorts
Frank Rizzo Men's Athletic Shorts
Frank Rizzo Men's Athletic Shorts - Image 2
Frank Rizzo Men's Athletic Shorts - Image 3
Frank Rizzo Men's Athletic Shorts - Image 4

Frank Rizzo Men’s Athletic Shorts

$34.99 – $36.99Price range: $34.99 through $36.99

Clear
Size Guide
SKU: N/A Categories: Jerky Boys Merchandise, Main Category
  • Description
  • Additional information
  • Reviews (0)

Description

Effortless Performance with Long Sports Shorts

Sportswear shouldn’t slow you down—and with these versatile long shorts, it never will. Designed for comfort, flexibility, and performance, these shorts are the perfect solution for anyone who wants to stay active without overthinking their outfit. Whether you’re heading out for a run, hitting the gym, taking a swim, or simply enjoying a casual day outdoors, these shorts are built to keep up with your lifestyle.

Premium Fabric for Maximum Comfort

Crafted from a high-quality blend of 91% recycled polyester and 9% spandex, these shorts strike the perfect balance between sustainability and performance. The fabric composition may vary slightly by up to 3%, but the comfort and durability remain consistent.

With a lightweight feel of 5.13 oz./yd² (174 g/m²), the material is soft on the skin while still being strong enough to handle intense workouts and everyday wear. The addition of spandex ensures flexibility, giving you the freedom to move naturally without restriction.

Built for All Types of Activities

No matter what your day looks like, these long sports shorts are ready for it. From high-intensity training sessions to relaxing walks, they adapt effortlessly to your routine.

Perfect for:

  • Running and jogging

  • Swimming and water activities

  • Weightlifting and gym workouts

  • Outdoor sports and fitness training

  • Casual everyday wear

Instead of switching outfits for different activities, you can rely on one pair that does it all.

Breathable, Moisture-Wicking Technology

Stay cool and dry even during your toughest workouts. These shorts are made with four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric, designed to pull sweat away from your body and allow it to evaporate quickly.

The breathable construction enhances airflow, preventing overheating and keeping you comfortable throughout the day. Whether you’re training under the sun or indoors, these shorts help maintain a fresh and dry feel.

UPF50+ Sun Protection

Outdoor workouts come with sun exposure, but these shorts have you covered. Featuring UPF50+ protection, they help shield your skin from harmful UV rays.

This makes them an excellent choice for activities like running, hiking, or beach workouts—giving you both performance and peace of mind under the sun.

Comfortable Fit & Functional Design

Designed with practicality in mind, these shorts offer a 6.5-inch (16.5 cm) inseam, providing the ideal length for both mobility and coverage.

Key design features include:

  • Elastic waistband for a secure and comfortable fit

  • Flat white drawstring for easy adjustability

  • Mesh side pockets to conveniently store small essentials

  • No inner lining, giving you the freedom to style and layer as you prefer

The overall fit ensures you feel unrestricted while still looking sharp and athletic.

Sustainable & Thoughtfully Made

These shorts are made using recycled materials, making them a more eco-conscious choice compared to traditional sportswear. While maintaining top-tier performance, they also contribute to reducing environmental impact—so you can feel good about what you wear.

Reliable Quality You Can Trust

With product components responsibly sourced from China, these shorts are manufactured with attention to detail and quality standards. They’re designed to withstand repeated use, ensuring long-lasting performance no matter how active your lifestyle is.

The Perfect Everyday Sports Essential

If you’re tired of juggling multiple outfits for different activities, these long sports shorts are the ultimate solution. Comfortable, breathable, and built for performance, they simplify your routine while enhancing your active lifestyle.

Additional information

Weight N/A

Reviews

There are no reviews yet.

Only logged in customers who have purchased this product may leave a review.

Related products

  • Sale! the jerky boys logo dad hat front

    The Jerky Boys logo dad hat

    $39.99 Original price was: $39.99.$29.99Current price is: $29.99.
    Add to cart
  • Sale! sol rosenberg mug 1

    The Jerky Boys – Sol Rosenberg coffee mug

    $34.99 Original price was: $34.99.$24.99Current price is: $24.99.
    Add to cart
  • family guy autograph fan card

    Autographed Family Guy 8×10 Postcard

    $59.99
    Read more
  • Sale! sol rosenberg dad hat front

    Sol Rosenberg Dad Hat

    $39.99 Original price was: $39.99.$29.99Current price is: $29.99.
    Add to cart

Categories

  • Ali Kamal
  • Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler
  • curly G., Cradle Rock
  • Frank Kissel
  • Frank Puma
  • Frank Rizzo
  • Jack Tors
  • Jake the truck driver
  • Jerky Boys News
  • Jocko Johnson
  • Johnny Brennan
  • Mike Derucki
  • Nikos
  • Paul Rizzo
  • Pico
  • Rosine
  • Sammy Cox
  • Sol Rosenberg
  • Sol's Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
  • Stop Staring at Me! (Album 5)
  • Tarbash, the Egyptian Magician
  • The Jerky Boys Album 1
  • The Jerky Boys Album 2
  • The Jerky Boys Album 3
  • The Jerky Boys Album 4
  • The Jerky Tapes (Album 6)
  • What if the Jerky Boys were woke
Back to top
Jerky Boys Store
© Jerky Boys Store 2026

Jerky Boys Store

  • About The Jerky Boys
  • The Jerky Boys Story

Merchandise

  • Jerky Boys Merchandise
  • Jerky Boys T-shirts
  • SALE
  • Jerky Boys Hats
  • Jerky Boys Glasses

Discography

  • The Jerky Boys Discography
  • The Jerky Boys Album 1
  • The Jerky Boys Album 2
  • The Jerky Boys Album 3
  • The Jerky Boys Album 4
  • Stop Staring at Me! (Album 5)
  • The Jerky Tapes (Album 6)
  • Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)

Contact Us

  • Contact us at Jerky Boys Store
  • Merchandise Refund and Returns Policy
  • Share your Jerky Boys impersonations!