“Rocine – Likes Lobster” – Cono – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan)
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“Introduction” (Brennan) – 1:12
“Sol – Rusty Trombone” (Brennan) – 0:25
“Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan) – 0:19
“Bob – Ricotta Cheese” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Jack – Boiled Potato”” (Brennan) – 0:13
“Jack – Vicious Remark” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Jack – You’re Ridiculous” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Mike – Blasting Tanks” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan) – 0:15
“Mike – Mike and Sheep” (Brennan) – 0:19
“Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) – 0:11
“Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan) – 0:11
“Jerky Call, No. 1: Ballot Box” (Brennan) – 2:04
“Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan) – 0:15
“Pico – Chalupa Wrap” (Brennan) – 0:15
“Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan) – 0:14
“Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) – 0:13
“Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan) – 0:07
“Rizzo – Squeaky Balls” (Brennan) – 0:12
“Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Rizzo – The Hot Mops” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan) – 0:15
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) – 0:19
“Sol – No Respect” (Brennan) – 0:20
“Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan) – 0:33
“Sol – Whipping” (Brennan) – 0:29
“Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan) – 0:19
“Jerky Call, No. 2: Holiday Grill Dancer” (Brennan) – 2:33
“Ringtones Intro” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan) – 0:07
“Bob – Regular Jackass” (Brennan) – 0:08
“Bob – Bull Ride” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan) – 0:07
“Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) – 0:06
“Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan) – 0:07
“Frank – Butterballs” (Brennan) – 0:08
“Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan) – 0:15
“Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan) – 3:08
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan) – 0:06
“Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) – 0:19
“Frank – Speed Racer” (Brennan) – 0:13
“Jack – Boiled Potato 2” (Brennan) – 0:11
“Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Jack – Crazy Little Monkey” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Jack – Did That Years Ago” (Brennan) – 0:09
“Jack – Hello Bing-Bong” (Brennan) – 0:18
“Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan) – 0:12
“Jack – Little Freak” (Brennan) – 0:07
“Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan) – 1:49
“Jack – Oil Party” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan) – 0:08
“Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan) – 0:08
“Jack – Tennis Ball Machine” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan) – 0:08
“Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan) – 0:08
“Mike – Mike’s Parrot” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Mike – Rub Salve” (Brennan) – 0:07
“Nicos – Bad Tomatoes” (Brennan) – 0:15
“Nicos – Big Shove, No. 1” (Brennan) – 0:10
“Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2” (Brennan) – 0:14
“Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan) – 0:11
“Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan) – 1:16
“Pico – Bomb Mishap” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan) – 0:23
“Pico – Hairpiece” (Brennan) – 0:07
“Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan) – 0:11
“Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan) – 0:11
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) – 0:12
“Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan) – 0:10
“Rocine – The Player” (Brennan) – 0:09
“Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Rocine – Lobster Slap” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Sol – 2 Wheeler Crash” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan) – 0:08
“Jerky Call, No. 6: Quick Jerks” (Brennan) – 2:12
“Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan) – 0:08
“Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan) – 0:08
“Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan) – 0:10
“Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan) – 0:18
“Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan) – 0:16
“Sol – Beaten Up” (Brennan) – 0:12
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) – 0:09
“Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan) – 0:17
“Sol – Hemhorroids” (Brennan) – 0:15
“Sol – Sol Bomb” (Brennan) – 0:08
“Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan) – 1:06

Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan)
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Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan)
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Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan)
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Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Pico – Hairpiece” (Brennan)
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Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan)
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Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Pico – Bomb Mishap” (Brennan)
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Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan)
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Sol Rosenberg
Fishing Shop Employee
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Sol Rosenberg calls a fishing shop asking about worms, leading to a repetitive and awkward conversation filled with confusion and hesitation. Through simple questions and nervous delivery, the call builds into classic Jerky Boys slow-burn comedy driven entirely by pacing and character.
If you know Sol Rosenberg, you already know what’s coming.
Confusion. Repetition. And a conversation that goes nowhere… perfectly.
“Got Worms” is one of those classic Jerky Boys prank calls where almost nothing happens, and that’s exactly why it works. The humor builds through awkward pacing, repeated questions, and Sol’s signature nervous delivery.
This is pure classic comedy albums energy.
Sol calls what appears to be a fishing supply shop with a simple question: do they have worms?
What follows is a looping, awkward exchange filled with repeated greetings, misunderstandings, and oddly specific concerns about bait. The conversation never quite moves forward, and that’s the joke.
Like many of the best moments from the crank call legends, the humor comes from:
The more the conversation stalls, the funnier it becomes.
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Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan)
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Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan)
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Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)
Title: “Nicos – Bad Tomatoes” (Brennan)
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