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The Jerky Boys Logo Unisex T-Shirt “How do ya say there, bottlenose”

$59.99 Original price was: $59.99.$54.97Current price is: $54.97.

The Jerky Boys Logo Unisex T-Shirt “How Do Ya Say There, Bottlenose” blends iconic comedy nostalgia with premium comfort. Made from a tri-blend of polyester, cotton, and rayon, it offers a soft, vintage look and lasting durability. Perfect for fans of The Jerky Boys and anyone who appreciates humor with style.

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The Jerky Boys Logo Unisex T-Shirt “How Do Ya Say There, Bottlenose” pays tribute to one of comedy’s most legendary acts, capturing the raw humor and attitude that defined a generation. Whether you grew up quoting The Jerky Boys’ outrageous prank calls or you’ve just discovered their legacy, this shirt lets you wear a piece of comedy history—with modern comfort and timeless style.

Crafted from a premium tri-blend fabric of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon, this t-shirt delivers the ultimate mix of softness, stretch, and strength. The result is a vintage, fitted look that feels broken in from the very first wear. It’s light, breathable, and built to last, making it perfect for daily wear, casual outings, or lounging in style.

A Tribute to Comedy Legends

The phrase “How do ya say there, bottlenose” is pure Jerky Boys—funny, unforgettable, and instantly recognizable to fans. This shirt celebrates that irreverent spirit while offering a stylish, wearable design that fits right into any casual wardrobe. The Jerky Boys logo adds authenticity and flair, creating a bold statement for anyone who appreciates quick wit and timeless humor.

This isn’t just merchandise—it’s a wearable nod to an era when comedy was raw, fearless, and genuinely funny. Whether you’re at a comedy show, hanging out with friends, or just relaxing, this shirt instantly connects you with fellow fans who know and love the same punchlines.

Superior Comfort Meets Long-Lasting Quality

This t-shirt is made with a tri-blend composition designed for optimal comfort and durability. The 50% polyester ensures resilience and shape retention, while the 25% combed ring-spun cotton provides a smooth, luxurious feel. The 25% rayon adds flexibility and drape, giving the shirt a flattering fit that moves naturally with your body.

The fabric weight of 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) strikes the perfect balance between lightweight breathability and long-term durability. It’s soft enough for all-day wear and strong enough to handle countless wash cycles. The pre-shrunk finish guarantees a consistent fit, so you never have to worry about shrinkage or distortion.

Perfect Fit for Every Fan

The regular unisex fit makes this t-shirt versatile and universally flattering. Designed for both men and women, it sits comfortably on the shoulders and torso without feeling tight or boxy. The side-seamed construction enhances shape retention and structural integrity, preventing twisting at the seams even after repeated washing.

It’s the kind of t-shirt you can throw on effortlessly—comfortable enough for casual days, sharp enough for nights out, and soft enough to become your go-to tee.

A Vintage Feel You’ll Love

The tri-blend fabric gives this shirt its signature vintage aesthetic—that slightly heathered texture that makes it look like a well-loved favorite. From the first wear, it feels as though you’ve owned it for years, but without the wear and tear. The material’s natural stretch ensures it always looks fitted and flattering, while the smooth surface keeps it looking clean and classic.

The Jerky Boys Logo and “Bottlenose” tagline stand out beautifully against the soft fabric, balancing humor with subtle style. It’s bold without being loud, nostalgic without feeling outdated—a perfect representation of The Jerky Boys’ enduring appeal.

Ethically Made, Responsibly Sourced

The blank product is sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the United States, from facilities that maintain high ethical and quality standards. This commitment ensures that each t-shirt is made responsibly while meeting the durability expectations that come with The Jerky Boys’ name.

By wearing this tee, you’re not just supporting great comedy—you’re choosing sustainable production and long-term quality over disposable fashion.

Built to Last, Easy to Care For

The Jerky Boys Logo Unisex T-Shirt is as low-maintenance as it is comfortable. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and it’s ready to wear again and again. The tri-blend fibers resist fading, shrinking, and wrinkling, maintaining their softness and shape through every wash.

The 40 singles yarn count ensures a smooth, premium texture that won’t pill or roughen over time. It’s the kind of fabric that feels softer with age—like your favorite vintage shirt, only better.

Style That Speaks Personality

Whether you’re a lifelong fan of The Jerky Boys or just appreciate humor that pushes boundaries, this t-shirt captures that unapologetic attitude. The “Bottlenose” slogan is a conversation starter, a laugh generator, and a throwback to the days when comedy was as raw as it was real.

Pair it with jeans, cargo pants, or shorts—it works with everything. Dress it down for casual weekends or layer it under a jacket for a cool, laid-back look. The white or heather base and vintage texture make it versatile enough to fit seamlessly into any style rotation.

Product Specifications

• Fabric composition: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Yarn count: 40 singles for smooth texture
• Fit: Regular unisex fit
• Construction: Side-seamed for shape retention
• Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Blank product responsibly sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

The Perfect Blend of Humor, Comfort, and Legacy

The Jerky Boys Logo Unisex T-Shirt “How Do Ya Say There, Bottlenose” is more than just a piece of apparel—it’s a celebration of comedic genius and timeless craftsmanship. It brings together nostalgia and modern style, blending comfort with character in every stitch.

This is the kind of shirt that lasts years, not seasons—a durable, breathable, perfectly fitted tee that you’ll reach for again and again. It’s soft, it’s strong, and it carries a legacy of laughter that never fades.

Whether you’re reliving The Jerky Boys’ most iconic moments or introducing their humor to a new generation, this t-shirt is the perfect way to say it—“How do ya say there, Bottlenose?” with confidence, comfort, and style.

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