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Frank’s Pickle Barrel-Ass of Maspeth T-Shirt Unisex Short sleeve t-shirt

$59.99 Original price was: $59.99.$54.97Current price is: $54.97.

The Frank’s Pickle Barrel-Ass of Maspeth Black Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt combines timeless vintage style with exceptional comfort. Made from a tri-blend of polyester, cotton, and rayon, it’s soft, breathable, and built to last. Designed for all-day wear, it delivers both durability and effortless cool.

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Description

The Frank’s Pickle Barrel-Ass of Maspeth Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt is the ultimate fusion of nostalgia, toughness, and modern comfort. Designed for those who value both authenticity and quality, this T-shirt celebrates everyday wearability with a touch of old-school attitude. Whether you’re relaxing, working, or meeting friends, it’s a shirt that feels great and looks even better.

Crafted from a premium tri-blend fabric consisting of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon, this shirt provides the perfect balance between softness and structure. The material’s lightweight feel and natural stretch give it a vintage-inspired fitted look, yet it remains flexible and easy to move in. It’s the kind of shirt that molds to your shape without losing its form—comfortable, flattering, and effortlessly stylish.

Designed for Everyday Strength and Comfort

Every element of this T-shirt is engineered for durability and endurance. The tri-blend fibers resist shrinkage, pilling, and color fading, ensuring it stays looking sharp after many wash cycles. Its pre-shrunk construction means the fit you love is the fit that lasts. Whether you wash it weekly or wear it daily, it won’t lose its shape or softness.

At just 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²), the fabric feels light and breathable against your skin, making it ideal for year-round comfort. It keeps you cool in warm weather and layers easily under jackets or hoodies during cooler months.

Tailored Fit with a Vintage Edge

The regular fit offers the perfect middle ground between a loose casual tee and a slim-fit cut. It’s versatile enough for all body types—fitted enough to look clean and polished, yet relaxed enough for full mobility. The side-seamed construction maintains the shirt’s structure through wear and washing, preventing twisting or stretching at the seams.

The tri-blend fabric naturally develops a subtle heathered texture, giving the shirt that sought-after vintage aesthetic. This timeless look pays homage to the classic T-shirts of mid-century America—soft, resilient, and effortlessly cool. It’s a nod to heritage style with the comfort of modern materials.

Exceptional Craftsmanship in Every Detail

Attention to detail is what sets this shirt apart. The 40 singles yarn count ensures an ultra-smooth, refined surface that feels great to the touch. The combed ring-spun cotton component eliminates impurities, creating a tighter weave for superior softness and strength. Combined with the durability of polyester and the draping flexibility of rayon, the result is a shirt that performs beautifully while maintaining its luxurious feel.

It’s a true all-day tee—comfortable enough for lounging, stylish enough for casual outings, and rugged enough for repeated use. Whether worn alone or layered, it adds a touch of understated sophistication to any outfit.

Built to Last, Easy to Maintain

Durability doesn’t mean sacrificing comfort. The Frank’s Pickle Barrel-Ass of Maspeth T-Shirt holds its own through the toughest conditions. From washing machine to workbench to weekend hangout, it remains soft, flexible, and perfectly fitted. The pre-shrunk fibers prevent unexpected size changes, while the tri-blend composition resists wrinkles and distortion.

Care is simple: machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and it’s ready to go. No special treatment required—just dependable, long-lasting quality that fits your lifestyle.

A Celebration of Character and Craft

The name Frank’s Pickle Barrel-Ass of Maspeth carries a touch of humor and heritage, evoking neighborhood pride and old-fashioned charm. This shirt embodies that same spirit—honest, hardworking, and full of character. It’s made for people who appreciate authenticity, those who want a shirt that’s as real as they are.

The black colorway adds versatility and edge, pairing effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or workwear. Its neutral tone complements the heathered fabric for a subtle, lived-in look that gets even better with time.

Responsibly Sourced and Expertly Made

The blank product is sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the United States, ensuring consistent craftsmanship and ethical production standards. Each shirt is manufactured using high-quality materials and processes that meet strict guidelines for worker safety and environmental care.

By choosing this tee, you’re supporting sustainable textile practices while getting a premium product designed to last for years—not just seasons.

Ideal for Every Occasion

This t-shirt adapts to every situation. Wear it at work, at the gym, on casual weekends, or as a layering piece under a jacket. Its lightweight yet durable construction ensures you stay comfortable and confident wherever you go.

The Frank’s Pickle Barrel-Ass of Maspeth Black Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt makes an excellent everyday essential. Its classic look and superior fabric make it suitable for team uniforms, small business merchandise, or personal wardrobe staples.

Product Specifications

• Fabric composition: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for reliable fit
• Yarn count: 40 singles for smooth texture
• Fit: Regular unisex fit
• Construction: Side-seamed for structural stability
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Blank product responsibly sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Timeless Style with Everyday Function

The Frank’s Pickle Barrel-Ass of Maspeth T-Shirt isn’t just another tee—it’s an experience of comfort, resilience, and style that improves with time. Its tri-blend fabric, tailored fit, and durable construction make it a wardrobe cornerstone for anyone who values substance over flash.

From its soft feel to its authentic design, every detail reflects craftsmanship and care. Whether you wear it as a statement piece or your go-to daily tee, this shirt stands as a reminder that great quality never goes out of style.

With its balance of comfort, toughness, and attitude, the Frank’s Pickle Barrel-Ass of Maspeth Black Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt is more than clothing—it’s confidence you can wear.

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