TV Repair
The Jerky Boys, album 3
Title: TV Repair
Characters: Kissel/Pico
Summary:
“TV Repair” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple service call into a chaotic prank. The humor builds through fast escalation and bold reactions. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy it for its energy and authenticity. The conversation intensifies throughout. A standout piece of classic prank call comedy.
Transcript:
0:01 Voice 1: “Good afternoon. Who is speaking?”
0:03 Voice 2: “All right. Enough with the small talk. I bought a TV from you there the other day. I sent one of the Mexican curds in. He brings it back to me. It ain’t workin’. He is tryin’ to fix it now.”
0:16 Voice 1: “First of all, if you’re screaming, I can’t even hear you.”
0:18 Voice 2: “I can’t hear. I got a bomb that blew off near me back in WW II. I can’t hear nothin’.”
0:24 Voice 1: “OK.”
0:25 Voice 2: “He is workin’ on the TV now.”
0:26 Voice 1: “Who was the salesman?”
0:28 Voice 2: “I don’t know. A little fellow there.”
0:30 Voice 1: “A little fellow. What TV was it?”
0:32 Voice 3: “There ain’t no picture. I thought there’d be picture.”
0:34 Voice 2: “Wait. I’m talkin’ to the man.”
0:36 Voice 1: “What TV was it?”
0:37 Voice 2: “It’s one of ’em [Jock Marines] TV. I don’t know what the hell it is. Can you help me fix this thing? Hello?”
0:46 Robert: “Hello. My name is Robert. How can I help you?”
0:49 Voice 2: “Hello? What happened to the other guy?”
0:53 Robert: “Excuse me?”
0:54 Voice 2: “I was speakin’ with the guy. He put me on hold. I bought a TV there that keeps bustin’ off all of me.”
1:00 Robert: “OK. You haven’t…
1:01 Voice 2: “I sent a Mexican guy to pick it up. He is tryin’ to work on it now. I can’t do nothing. I’m sittin’ now in one of them wheelchairs.”
1:10 Robert: “Right. Now what kind of a TV is it?”
1:12 Voice 3: [Inaudible 00:01:12].
1:15 Voice 2: “Shut up. I’m talkin’ to the guy.”
1:18 Robert: “What kind of TV is it?”
1:19 Voice 2: “The kind of TV you watch on for.”
1:21 Voice 3: [Inaudible 00:01:21].
1:22 Voice 2: “He wants to fix the back cover. What I – what should I do? I can’t do nothing. I don’t know nothing. That’s why I buy reading glasses. [Inaudible 00:01:30] because every time he is tryin’ to fix what in the back something keeps happening with the picture.”
1:37 Robert: I – I – I don’t understand what’s goin’ on. [Inaudible 00:01:40].
1:41 Voice 2: “I bought a TV. It ain’t workin’ properly.”
1:42 Voice 3: “I am only tryin’ to work with the blue one.”
1:45 Robert: “Hmmm…”
1:45 Voice 2: ‘Don’t touch nothin’ in the back. We want to – ahh!”
1:48 Man gets electrocuted.
1:52 Voice 2: “What are you doin’?”
1:53 Voice 3: Ah. [Inaudible 00:01:54].
1:56 Voice 2: “He’s burnin’ – he’s burnin’ down the house with that TV. What should he be touchin’ in the back?”
2:01 Robert: “Nothing. No one should be touching anything.”
2:04 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 00:02:03]. Ah.”
2:04 Voice 2: “He said you should be touchin’ it in the back.”
2:07 Voice 3: [Inaudible 00:02:07].
2:10 Voice 2: “Touch it in the back. The guy said touch it in the back.”
2:13 Robert: “No. Don’t touch anything.”
2:15 Voice 3: “Ah. Ah. Ahhh.”
2:17 Voice 2: “Oh. Ah.”
2:19 Voice 3: [Inaudible 00:02:17].
2:21 Voice 2: “See now his hands are smokin’ now. What the hell you tellin’ him to touch it for?”
2:26 Robert: “Pull the plug out.”
2:28 Voice 2: “He ain’t dead yet.”
2:28 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 00:02:28] plug out. That didn’t work.”
2:32 Voice 2: “Hey.”
2:32 Robert: “Do what you want then call me back. Thank you. Bye.”
2:37 [Phone ringing].
TV Repair – A Classic Jerky Boys Prank Call
“TV Repair” is a perfect example of how the Jerky Boys could turn an everyday situation into a full-blown comedic explosion. Featuring the always intense Frank Rizzo, this prank call takes a simple service request and transforms it into a loud, chaotic exchange that fans still enjoy today.
This is classic Jerky Boys humor, raw, unscripted, and driven entirely by personality. It’s exactly why they remain true crank call legends in the world of classic comedy albums.
What Happens in “TV Repair”
The call begins with a basic issue involving a television repair, but it quickly escalates once Frank Rizzo takes control. His tone, attitude, and relentless delivery push the conversation into unexpected and hilarious territory.
The humor builds through:
- Miscommunication that keeps escalating
- Over-the-top reactions to simple problems
- A fast-paced exchange that never slows down
- A character who refuses to back down
This is what makes Jerky Boys prank calls so memorable, turning ordinary situations into unforgettable comedy.
The Frank Rizzo Signature Style
Frank Rizzo is one of the most recognizable voices from classic comedy albums, and “TV Repair” highlights his strengths perfectly.
His performance includes:
- Loud, commanding delivery that dominates the call
- Exaggerated responses that fuel the humor
- Relentless pacing that keeps listeners engaged
- A personality that transforms frustration into comedy
This character-driven style helped turn simple recordings into lasting comedy collectibles.
Why Fans Love This
Fans continue to revisit “TV Repair” because it delivers everything they expect from the Jerky Boys:
- Raw, unscripted humor that feels authentic
- A fast-moving conversation with nonstop energy
- Frank Rizzo at full intensity
- A situation that becomes funnier as it escalates
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Perfect For
This prank call is perfect for:
- Fans of classic comedy albums
- Collectors of comedy collectibles
- Anyone exploring custom prank calls
- Listeners who enjoy bold, character-driven humor
Whether you’re discovering the Jerky Boys or revisiting their best moments, this track delivers a memorable experience.
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A Piece of Comedy History
The Jerky Boys built their legacy on creating comedy that felt real and unfiltered. Their prank calls became cultural moments that still resonate today.
“TV Repair” reflects that era perfectly. It’s raw, direct, and powered entirely by personality. That authenticity is what keeps fans coming back.
Owning or revisiting this skit means adding another piece of classic comedy history to your collection.