Egyptian Magician
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Egyptian Magician$1.29
The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Egyptian Magician
Characters: Tarbash
Summary:
Transcript:
0:00 Phone rings..
0:01 Voice 1: “Hiya.”
0:02 Tarbash : “Yes, hello.”
0:03 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:04 Tarbash: “I called you before. My name is the Egyptian Magician.”
0:08 Voice 1: “The Egyptian Magician?”
0:10 Tarbash: “Right. I called. They told me to call back in one… ten minute.”
0:16 Voice 1: “Uh, hold on.”
0:19 Carol: “Hi, can I help you? Hi, this is Carol, the night manager.”
0:22 Tarbash: “Yes, my name is Tarbash, the Egyptian Magician. I do magic act.”
0:27 Carol: “Okay.”
0:28 Tarbash: “I…”
0:28 Carol: “If you want to come in and audition?”
0:30 Tarbash: “What I do, I eat hot coal.”
0:33 Carol: “That’s great.”
0:33 Tarbash: “I stab customer in eye with saber.”
0:37 Carol: “Uh-huh.”
0:37 Tarbash: “And I sit my cat on my performers and they maul them on stage.”
0:43 Carol: “Wow!”
0:44 Tarbash: “But in my country that considered [Inaudible 00:46].”
0:47 Carol: “Considered… yeah, that’s considered magic.”
0:49 Tarbash: “Right.”
0:50 Carol: “Great.”
0:51 Tarbash: “And then I light people on fire, but it is, you know, fake, you know and I…”
0:57 Carol: “It’s fake.”
0:58 Tarbash: “Right, but that’s what I do, the Egyptian Magician.”
1:02 Carol: “The Egyptian Magician.”
1.03 Tarbash: “Right. Then for encore, I punch my chest and then it disappear into the… the crowd.”
1:10 Carol: “You punch your chest and it disappears in the crowd. That’s it?”
1:17 Tarbash: “Yes, my friend.”
1:18 Carol: “Uh-huh. Umm… well, if you want to stop by, you would only be able to do two tricks.”
1:25 Tarbash: “Okay, that’s good enough for me. I’m the best.”
1:28 Carol: “Okay.”
1:29 Tarbash: “Then…”
1:29 Carol: “Every Wednesday night.”
1:31 Tarbash: “Then I have small mountain cat that…”
1:34 Carol: “The mountain cat.”
1:35 Tarbash: “…that I terrorize people.”
1:37 Carol: “You terrorize people with a mountain cat. Okay. Well, I don’t know if you… you better not bring the mountain cat in for the first time.”
1:44 Tarbash: “Okay.”
1:45 Carol: “Okay. Umm… come by quarter to nine, sign up and see how you do.”
1:51 Tarbash: “Okay and then maybe just for extra bonus, I choke some of you faculty staff.”
1:58 Carol: “Yeah, you choke the staff. Yeah, okay. Whatever!”
2:02 Tarbash: “Okay, then I come out with whip.”
2:05 Carol: “Yeah, you come out with the whip, okay. Well, stop by. We’ll see how the act goes.”
2:09 Tarbash: “Okay, my friend.”
2:10 Carol: “Thank you my friend.”
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Egyptian Magician$1.29