Well, you’re in luck because now you can get your very own Jerky Boys recording. Have Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Jack Tors or any of the other zany Jerky characters call you or your friends.
Here is the whole Jerky Boys gang:
Frank Rizzo – an extremely abrasive, foul-mouthed blue-collar Italian-American New Yorker with bizarre complaints and requests
Sol Rosenberg – a frail, insecure, male middle-aged to elderly New York Jew who suffers from various, and often comical problems and ailments. Somewhat childish in his demeanor, Sol seeks treatment for problems ranging from genital warts to a fear of his own shadow.
Jack Tors – a flamboyant homosexual man who frequently takes part in bizarre sexual activities and is looking for assistance or supplies related to this. Also a musician, catwalk model, casting director and a dancer
Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler – an American Westerner/Texan who drives a semi-truck
Sammy Cox – older man with a pronounced lisp
Mike Derucki – an out-of-work painter
Jake – handles incoming calls for Mr. Silverman, the phony sports agent
Jake – a truck driver with a penchant for speed and stunts
Frank Kissel – an aged World War II veteran and ex-singer who uses a wheelchair
Anthony Kissel – Frank Kissel’s son
Martha Kissel – Frank Kissel’s wife
Nikos – an immigrant Greek delicatessen owner
Pico – an abused Mexican immigrant; often hired as Kissel’s personal assistant, which invariably has disastrous consequences
Paul Rizzo – a car salesman in upstate New York who uses violent techniques to close sales, including choking and threatening customers
Rosine – a flamboyant, flirtatious Puerto Ricantransvestite who often slaps herself for sexual gratification. She also plays the flute and serves as a sign language interpreter for the hearing impaired.
Silverman – a phony sports agent who convinces an unsuspecting young man that he can earn a job playing baseball for the New York Yankees
The Jerky Boys are here for any occasion. Whether it’s a birthday, an anniversary, a wedding, or any of the other occassions we can think of:
[complete list of events, like birthday, bar mitzvah, etc.]
This is a must have gift for any Jerky Boys fan. Just choose your favorite Jerky Boys character, tell us a little about your friend, and we’ll call you right up.
The recordings cost $150.00 and are 1-2 minutes long and they are sent as web playable files by email along with new Jerky Boys artwork.