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Personalized Jerky Boys Recording

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Have you always wanted to prank call your friend but have never known how to? Caller ID certainly makes crank calling more difficult today. Well, with this product, The Jerky Boys do the work for you.

This personalized Jerky Boys recording can prank your friend or family member better than you ever could.

The process is very simple. Just choose your favorite Jerky Boys character, tell us a little about your friend, and we’ll record a “roast” about them. The recordings are personalized, so please give us some juicy dirt on whoever you are buying the recording for. We want to make sure that they’re sufficiently roasted.

The recordings are 1-2 minutes long and they are sent as web playable files (MP3’s) by email, along with brand new Jerky Boys artwork. The messages are done in a recording studio.

You can choose from:
Frank Rizzo — a blue-collar foul-mouthed Italian-American with bizarre complaints
Sol Rosenberg — a frail, middle-aged New York Jew who suffers from comical ailments
Jack Tors — a flamboyant homosexual man who takes part in various sexual activities
Frank Kissel — a World War II vet and ex-singer who uses a wheelchair
Big Ole Badass Bob the Cattle Rustler — a Texan who drives a semi-truck

Or, if you’re not a fan of any of those, just let us know which of the other 17 regular Jerky characters you would like instead. These recordings are perfect for any occasion, such as a birthday, holiday, or anniversary. It’s a great way to let the Jerky fan in your life know that you “appreciate” them.

Hell, if you want, you can even use the recordings for your own voicemail message! The opportunities are endless. Just keep whatever it is that you want The Jerky Boys to say under 2 minutes long, you silly ass!

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Frank Rizzo

Frank Rizzo

an extremely abrasive, foul-mouthed blue-collar Italian-American New Yorker with bizarre complaints and requests

Sol Rosenberg

Sol Rosenberg

a frail, insecure, male middle-aged to elderly New York Jew who suffers from various, and often comical problems and ailments. Somewhat childish in his demeanor, Sol seeks treatment for problems ranging from genital warts to a fear of his own shadow.

Jack Tors

Jack Tors

a flamboyant homosexual man who frequently takes part in bizarre sexual activities and is looking for assistance or supplies related to this. Also a musician, catwalk model, casting director and a dancer

Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler

Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler

an American Westerner/Texan who drives a semi-truck

Mike Derucki

Mike Derucki

An out-of-work painter

Frank Kissel

Frank Kissel

an aged World War II veteran and ex-singer who uses a wheelchair

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The Jerky Boys are a classic ’90s comedy act from Queens. They may not have created crank calling, but they certainly perfected it. What started out as fun — holding the phone up to a tape recorder — turned into comedy gold. With six comedy albums, and two of them platinum-certified, there’s no wonder why celebrities such as Seth MacFarlane cite the Jerky Boys as comedic inspiration. With 22 regular characters for the calls, from blue-collar workers to flamboyant dancers, there’s something to be enjoyed by everyone. All in all, the comedy has mastered foul-mouthed shock value.

But the prank calls did more than just annoy the person on the other end — confusion, absurdity, and laughter arose as well. The Jerky Boys created a simple brand of humor anyone could be amused by. And the reason it worked so well? The Jerky Boys didn’t just play-act as the fictional character they created. They became them on the phone.

While the 1990’s are long gone, The Jerky Boys aren’t. The nostalgia for the ’90s which permeates our culture today has ensured The Jerky Boys still have a place in our hearts. And you can still see their influence on the big screen. Director of Bridesmaids and The Heat, Paul Feig, gets a lot of his comedy from The Jerky Boys. Comedian Amy Schumer is also a longtime fan. After two apps, a podcast series in 2011, and a Rolling Stone interview in 2014 with new recordings, The Jerky Boys continue to do what they’ve always done — make people laugh.

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The Jerky Boys are now offering custom recordings. The recordings are set up as a roast, with information provided about you from friends, family, and other “loved ones.” Rest assured, The Jerky Boys will be around as long as prank calls remain entertaining. And there’s little doubt that they’ll go out of style soon.

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