Personalized Jerky Boys Recording

Have you always wanted to prank call your friend but have never known how to? Caller ID certainly makes crank calling more difficult today. Well, with this product, The Jerky Boys do the work for you.

This personalized Jerky Boys recording can prank your friend or family member better than you ever could.

The process is very simple. Just choose your favorite Jerky Boys character, tell us a little about your friend, and we’ll record a “roast” about them. The recordings are personalized, so please give us some juicy dirt on whoever you are buying the recording for. We want to make sure that they’re sufficiently roasted.

The recordings are 1-2 minutes long and they are sent as web playable files (MP3’s) by email, along with brand new Jerky Boys artwork. The messages are done in a recording studio.

You can choose from:
Frank Rizzo — a blue-collar foul-mouthed Italian-American with bizarre complaints
Sol Rosenberg — a frail, middle-aged New York Jew who suffers from comical ailments
Jack Tors — a flamboyant homosexual man who takes part in various sexual activities
Frank Kissel — a World War II vet and ex-singer who uses a wheelchair
Big Ole Badass Bob the Cattle Rustler — a Texan who drives a semi-truck

Or, if you’re not a fan of any of those, just let us know which of the other 17 regular Jerky characters you would like instead. These recordings are perfect for any occasion, such as a birthday, holiday, or anniversary. It’s a great way to let the Jerky fan in your life know that you “appreciate” them.

Hell, if you want, you can even use the recordings for your own voicemail message! The opportunities are endless. Just keep whatever it is that you want The Jerky Boys to say under 2 minutes long, you silly ass!