Laser Surgery

The Jerky Boys, album 1

Title: Laser Surgery

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0:00 Phone rings..
0:01 Voice 1: “Medical Office.”

0:02 Voice 2 : “Hello.”

0:03 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:04 Voice 2: “Can I get… uh, laser treatment?”

0:07 Voice 1: “I’m sorry.”

0:07 Voice 2: “Laser treatment.”

0:08 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:09 Voice 2: “Right. I got Hemorrhoids bad.”

0:12 Voice 1: “Yes?”

0:12 Voice 2: “My ass is killing me. I need help.”

0:15 Voice 1: “When would you like to come in sir?”

0:17 Voice 2: “As soon as possible.”

0:19 Voice 1: “Can you come in this evening?”

0:21 Voice 2: “The… these doctors… are they reputable?”

0:23 Voice 1: “Yes, they are.”

0:23 Voice 2: “Oh! This is tearing the ass out of me.”

0:28 Voice 1: “Sir, can you please use the proper terminology?”

0:30 Voice 2: “But I’m dying over here.”

0:33 Laughter in the background