Firecracker Mishap

The Jerky Boys, album 1

Title: Firecracker Mishap

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Summary

Transcript:

0:00 Phone rings..
0:01 Voice 1: “Doctor’s office.”

0:03 Voice 2: “Hi. Oh, hello. Hello.”

0:05 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:06 Voice 2: “Yes. Uh… we had some fireworks that were left over…”

0:10 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

0:10 Voice 2: “…from the fourth of July and I blew one off in my hand.”

0:14 Voice 1: “Oh!

0:14 Music

0:18 Laughter in the background

0:20 Music

0:23 Voice 3: “Hello. Can I help you?”

0:24 Voice 2: “Hello. Oh boy! Listen, I was lighting firecrackers that were left over from the fourth of July and I blew…”

0:30 Voice 3: “When did you do this?”

0:31 Voice 2: “Oh, about a little while, half an hour.”

0:33 Voice 3: “Okay, what kind of firework?”

0:35 Voice 2: “It was a firecracker.”

0:36 Voice 3: “Okay.”

0:37 Voice 2: “It looked like… you know when you finish with the toilet paper, the empty tube…”

0:40 Voice 3: “Yes.”

0:41 Voice 2: “It looked like that, about that size.”

0:43 Voice 3: “Okay.”

0:44 Voice 2: “And… uh…”

0:45 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 00:45] firecracker. That’s like a [Inaudible 00:46] there.”

0:47 Voice 2: “Oh boy! It’s big and it… my hand does not look good.”

0:51 Voice 3: “I suggest that you go to an emergency room and get immediate attention.”

0:56 Voice 2: “Yeah. This was a firecracker and the fuse and all of a sudden…”

0:59 Voice 3: “What you can do in the meantime is get…”

1:00 Voice 2: “Oh!”

1:01 Voice 3: “…a towel.”

1”02 Voice 2: “Fantastic! A towel?”

1:03 Voice 3: “A clean… something clean.”

1:04 Voice 2: “Okay.”

1:05 Voice 3: “Doesn’t have a lot of lint on it.”

1:06 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

1:07 Voice 3: “Ones in the house is preferred.”

1:08 Voice 2: “You know what’s funny? I… it’s stingin’ me like crazy.”

1:10 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 01:10]… okay, in the meantime just wrap your hand in a… somethin’ like a gauze, somethin’ that does not…”

1:16 Voice 2: “Yes.”

1:17 Voice 3: “…have lint on it.”

1:18 Voice 2: “Okay. You know, these firecrackers… my God! I can’t even… really, I‘ll tell ya I don’t even see fingers, but maybe it’s just ’cos I’m numb and stingy.”

1:26 Voice 3: “Just get a gauze, somethin’ that doesn’t have lint, somethin’ clean…”

1:29 Voice 2: “Ohh!”

1:30 Voice 3: “Some gauze.”

1:30 Voice 2: “Okay.”

1:31 Voice 3: “Wrap your hand and get to an emergency.”

1:32 Voice 2: “Ohhh! Boy oh boy! I really did it good this time.”

1:35 Voice 3: “Okay.”

1:36 Voice 2: “Okay, let me wrap this up and I’ll see you with my nub.”

1:38 Voice 3: “Okay.”

1:39 Voice 2: “Right.”