Firecracker Mishap
The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Firecracker Mishap
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Transcript:
0:00 Phone rings..
0:01 Voice 1: “Doctor’s office.”
0:03 Voice 2: “Hi. Oh, hello. Hello.”
0:05 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:06 Voice 2: “Yes. Uh… we had some fireworks that were left over…”
0:10 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
0:10 Voice 2: “…from the fourth of July and I blew one off in my hand.”
0:14 Voice 1: “Oh!
0:14 Music
0:18 Laughter in the background
0:20 Music
0:23 Voice 3: “Hello. Can I help you?”
0:24 Voice 2: “Hello. Oh boy! Listen, I was lighting firecrackers that were left over from the fourth of July and I blew…”
0:30 Voice 3: “When did you do this?”
0:31 Voice 2: “Oh, about a little while, half an hour.”
0:33 Voice 3: “Okay, what kind of firework?”
0:35 Voice 2: “It was a firecracker.”
0:36 Voice 3: “Okay.”
0:37 Voice 2: “It looked like… you know when you finish with the toilet paper, the empty tube…”
0:40 Voice 3: “Yes.”
0:41 Voice 2: “It looked like that, about that size.”
0:43 Voice 3: “Okay.”
0:44 Voice 2: “And… uh…”
0:45 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 00:45] firecracker. That’s like a [Inaudible 00:46] there.”
0:47 Voice 2: “Oh boy! It’s big and it… my hand does not look good.”
0:51 Voice 3: “I suggest that you go to an emergency room and get immediate attention.”
0:56 Voice 2: “Yeah. This was a firecracker and the fuse and all of a sudden…”
0:59 Voice 3: “What you can do in the meantime is get…”
1:00 Voice 2: “Oh!”
1:01 Voice 3: “…a towel.”
1”02 Voice 2: “Fantastic! A towel?”
1:03 Voice 3: “A clean… something clean.”
1:04 Voice 2: “Okay.”
1:05 Voice 3: “Doesn’t have a lot of lint on it.”
1:06 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
1:07 Voice 3: “Ones in the house is preferred.”
1:08 Voice 2: “You know what’s funny? I… it’s stingin’ me like crazy.”
1:10 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 01:10]… okay, in the meantime just wrap your hand in a… somethin’ like a gauze, somethin’ that does not…”
1:16 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:17 Voice 3: “…have lint on it.”
1:18 Voice 2: “Okay. You know, these firecrackers… my God! I can’t even… really, I‘ll tell ya I don’t even see fingers, but maybe it’s just ’cos I’m numb and stingy.”
1:26 Voice 3: “Just get a gauze, somethin’ that doesn’t have lint, somethin’ clean…”
1:29 Voice 2: “Ohh!”
1:30 Voice 3: “Some gauze.”
1:30 Voice 2: “Okay.”
1:31 Voice 3: “Wrap your hand and get to an emergency.”
1:32 Voice 2: “Ohhh! Boy oh boy! I really did it good this time.”
1:35 Voice 3: “Okay.”
1:36 Voice 2: “Okay, let me wrap this up and I’ll see you with my nub.”
1:38 Voice 3: “Okay.”
1:39 Voice 2: “Right.”