“Bob – Regular Jackass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Regular Jackass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Gay Model
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Gay Model Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as Crystal receives a call from an enthusiastic but bizarre individual, Voice 1, inquiring about a modeling job. Crystal, seemingly oblivious to the oddity, engages in conversation, expressing excitement about the caller’s purported talents. However, things take a peculiar turn when […]
“Jerky Call, No. 1: Ballot Box” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 1: Ballot Box” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
No! – Mike Derucki
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: No! Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Laundromat – the woke version
Title: “Community Hub”[The scene opens in a bustling laundromat. Various people are going about their business, sorting clothes, loading machines, and folding laundry. The ambiance is friendly and diverse.]Caller: [In a respectful tone] Hello, is this the community hub?Laundromat Employee: Yes, welcome to our space. How can I assist you today?Caller: I just wanted to […]
The Jerky Boys Movie Voted the Worst Movie Made in 1995
Introduction The year 1995 saw the release of numerous films that left a lasting impact on audiences, from classics to cult favorites. However, amidst the success stories, there lurked a notorious creation: The Jerky Boys Movie. It garnered the unenviable title of being voted the worst movie made in 1995, marking a puzzling chapter in […]
Egyptian Magician – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Sorcerer”[Scene: A bustling urban street. A socially conscious individual named Alex is sitting on a bench, engrossed in their book. Suddenly, a person in a vibrant, ethically sourced costume approaches, a “Social Sorcerer” named Sam.]Sam: Greetings, friend! I sense your energy is in need of upliftment.Alex: Um, hello there. Can I help […]
“Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #2
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #2 Characters: Summary: The skit appears to revolve around a comically confusing and escalating phone conversation between Jack and Diane, involving a misunderstanding about a floral arrangement for Mr. Getzov’s wedding. The interaction begins with Diane calling for Mr. Getzov, mistaking Jack as the contact for […]
Super Gay – the woke version
Title: “Super Inclusive”[Scene: Two friends, Tom and Jerry, are having a conversation over the phone.]Tom: Hey Jerry, what’s up?Jerry: Not much, just browsing through some books.Tom: Oh cool, what are you reading?Jerry: I’m actually checking out some LGBTQ+ literature. Trying to educate myself more on different perspectives and experiences.Tom: That’s awesome, Jerry! I’ve been meaning […]
Tennis Ball Machine – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Tennis Ball Machine”[Setting: A tennis court. Two players, Alex and Sam, are engaged in a match. On the sidelines, there is a tennis ball machine.]Alex: (hits the ball) Nice shot!Sam: Thanks, Alex! (prepares for the next serve)[Alex serves again, but the ball machine starts malfunctioning, shooting balls everywhere.]Alex: Whoa, what’s going on with […]
Body Building
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Body Building Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Stop That – Tarbash
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Stop That Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Prank Calls 101: Having Fun Within Limits
Prank calls have been around for as long as telephones have existed, and they continue to be a popular pastime for many people. However, there are certain limits that should be respected when engaging in this activity. First and foremost, it is important to remember that the person on the other end of the line […]
“Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Masturbation Box – the woke version
Title: Self-Love PodCharacters:Alex: A socially conscious individual, empathetic and aware of societal issues.Chris: A friend who is open-minded and equally socially conscious.[Scene: Alex and Chris are having a conversation at a local café.]Alex: Hey Chris, I’ve been thinking about ways to promote self-care and mental well-being in our community.Chris: That’s great, Alex. What ideas do […]
“Rocine – Ass Slap” – Mira Baby – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1-800 How’s my driving – the woke version
Title: “1-800 How’s Our Behavior”[Scene: A call center. Soft, uplifting background music plays. Two employees, Alex and Sam, sit at their desks wearing headsets. They are conscientious and respectful individuals.]Alex: (smiling) Good morning, thank you for calling 1-800 How’s Our Behavior. This is Alex speaking, how can I assist you today?Caller: (frustrated) Hi, I need […]