Tarbash’s Cab Trouble
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Tarbash’s Cab Trouble Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Herman – Sammy Cox
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Herman Characters: Sammy Cox, Herman Summary: In this skit from The Jerky Boys Show with Johnny Brannen, the comedic exchange revolves around prank calls featuring characters like Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Herman, and Sammy Cox. The skit is sponsored by GameFly, with a brief mention at the beginning. The […]
1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Punitive Damages – the woke version
Title: “Restorative Justice”[Scene: A call center. The phone rings, and a customer service representative named Alex answers.]Alex: Good afternoon, thank you for calling Restorative Justice Solutions. This is Alex speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Yeah, I wanna talk about some issues I’m having with my landlord.Alex: Of course, I’m here to help. What […]
“Jerky Call, No. 1: Ballot Box” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 1: Ballot Box” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Laundromat – The Jerky Boys 4
00:00:03 Frank Puma: “What the fuck can they be?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “Laundry.” 00:06 Frank Puma: “Yeah, who’s in charge over there?” 00:07 Speaker 2: “Who’s calling?” 00:09 Frank Puma: “Yeah, this is Puma. Frank Puma. I had my little boy go there and leave off some laundry. We got it back now. It’s not […]
“Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
No! – Mike Derucki
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: No! Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Tennis Ball Machine” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Tennis Ball Machine” (Brennan) Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack’s idea of “sport”? Transcript:
Super Gay
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Super Gay Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a phone conversation between two individuals, one inquiring about comic books and the other responding to the queries. The caller seeks comic books, inquiring about their content and humor, asking if they will induce laughter. The conversation turns confrontational when […]
Pet Cobra – the woke version
Title: “Compassionate Cobra Guardian”[Scene: A serene yoga studio, gentle instrumental music plays in the background. Two individuals, one named Alex and the other named Sam, sit cross-legged on yoga mats, deep in meditation.]Alex: (in a calming tone) Sam, my dear friend, I’ve been meaning to share something profound with you.Sam: (equally serene) Yes, Alex, speak […]
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” – Cono – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Irate Tile Man – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Irate Tile Man Characters: Frank Rizzo, Summary: The skit features a phone call between Frank Rizzo and a customer service representative regarding a purchase of 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tiles. Frank expresses frustration, claiming that half of the tiles are broken and that he’s angry about the situation. […]
Silverman, Baby!!
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Silverman, Baby!! Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Cold Feet – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Cold Feet Characters: Frank Rizzo, Acupuncturist Summary: Transcript:
Safety Gates – the woke version
Title: “Inclusivity Barriers”[Setting: A bustling office environment][Character 1, a conscientious employee, calls up Character 2, the office manager, with a concern.]Character 1: Hi, um, I wanted to talk to you about something I’ve noticed around the office. I’ve been thinking a lot about our workplace environment and inclusivity lately.Character 2: Oh, sure, what’s on your […]
The Insulator Job
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Insulator Job Characters: Roland Summary: The skit involves a phone conversation between Roland and an unidentified caller discussing an insulator job. The caller inquires about the job, asking Roland for details and safety equipment provisions. Roland, seemingly unfamiliar with the job specifics, mentions his role in estimating rather than […]
“Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Chainsaw Shock
Sol’s Chainsaw Shock 00:03 Speaker 1: “Hello? Hello?” 00:05 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?” 00:06 Speaker 1: “Hello?” 00:07 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?” 00:08 Speaker 1: “Yes. Hi, I’m calling about your ad.” 00:10 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.” 00:11 Speaker 1: “I’m interested in the chainsaw.” 00:14 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.” 00:15 Speaker 1: “Is it still available?” 00:18 Sol […]
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Trains – Jocko Johnson
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Trains Characters: Sandy, Russel Summary: Transcript: