“Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Naked Photo – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Empowered Self-Portrait”[Scene: A bustling city street. Two friends, Alex and Taylor, are walking and engaging in conversation.]Alex: Hey Taylor, have you heard about Sol’s latest art project?Taylor: Yeah, I think I heard something about it. Isn’t it something to do with self-expression or body positivity?Alex: Exactly! Sol’s been exploring the concept of self-love […]
Remembering the Legendary Actor: Oscar-Winning Alan Arkin Passes Away at Age 89
In a heartbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Oscar-winning actor Alan Arkin passed away at the age of 89. Arkin, renowned for his versatility, unique performances, and exceptional talent, leaves behind a legacy that will forever be remembered. This article pays tribute to the life and career of this iconic actor, […]
Gay Hairdresser
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Gay Hairdresser Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as a phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, discussing a potential job opportunity. Voice 2 expresses interest in a job related to hairstyling, indicating a willingness to bring in a considerable clientele. However, the conversation takes an unexpected […]
Florida, The Tropical State
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Florida, The Tropical State Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Tarbash’s New Shoes
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Tarbash’s New Shoes Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Whipping” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Whipping” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Angry Camper’s Dad – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Outdoor Enthusiast’s Guardian”[Scene: A serene forest setting. The sounds of birds chirping and a gentle breeze fill the air. A group of campers is gathered around a firepit, roasting marshmallows and sharing stories.]Camp Counselor: Alright, everyone, let’s keep the vibes positive and respectful tonight. Remember, we’re all here to connect with nature and […]
Bad Tomatoes – the woke version
Title: “Misunderstood Produce”[Setting: A trendy organic grocery store]Characters:Woke Activist (replacing Frank Rizzo)Conscious Shopper (replacing Jack Tors)Store Clerk[The Woke Activist enters the store, browsing through the produce section. The Conscious Shopper is also there, examining some tomatoes.]Woke Activist: (clearing throat) Excuse me, my friend, I couldn’t help but notice you’re eyeing those tomatoes.Conscious Shopper: Oh, yeah. […]
Burial Vaults
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Burial Vaults Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Chalupa Wrap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Chalupa Wrap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pick Up Pie
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pick up Pie Characters: Frank Summary: Transcript:
Who is Sol Rosenberg?
Sol Rosenberg is a fictional character who first appeared in the popular comedy radio show “The Jerky Boys” in the 1990s. Created and portrayed by Johnny Brennan, Sol Rosenberg is a New York City native with a distinct and humorous personality. He is known for his exaggerated and often absurd phone calls, where he engages […]
“Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Balloon Rides – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Balloon Rides Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this humorous skit, Frank Rizzo calls a balloon ride service inquiring about taking a balloon ride. The conversation starts with the caller expressing interest in the experience and seeking information on how to go about it. The representative (Voice 1) explains that […]
Jolly Roger Telephone Co.
Jolly Roger Telephone Co. is a telecommunications service that specializes in diverting robocalls and telemarketers, making them entertaining and informative. Founded by Roger Anderson in 2015, the service is designed to provide a fun and effective way for consumers to deal with unwanted calls.The Jolly Roger Telephone Co. works by intercepting robocalls and routing them […]
Send a Salami to your boy in the Army
“Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army”: The Perfect Way to Show Your Support When it comes to showing support for our loved ones serving in the military, there are many ways to express our gratitude and appreciation. However, one time-honored tradition that has stood the test of time is sending care packages. […]
Unemployed Painter – the woke version
Title: “Underemployed Artist”[Scene: A small studio apartment. The phone rings, and the character, Alex, answers.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hi, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I help you?Caller: Hi Alex, my name is Emily. I found your portfolio online and I’m really impressed by your work.Alex: Oh, thank you! I’m glad you like it.Caller: Yeah, I’m […]
Breast Enlargement
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Breast Enlargement Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pablo Honey
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to […]
Pet Cobra
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pet Cobra Characters: Summary: The skit is a comedic conversation between two characters over the phone. Voice 1 answers the call to a frantic Voice 2, who urgently requests help with a torn shoe due to a cat’s attack. Voice 2, seemingly in distress, describes his toe nearly hanging […]