“Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady, #1
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a comedic and confusing series of phone calls involving Deborah, attempting to reach Harry Getzov. She faces persistent interruptions, unclear connections, and various individuals who continually redirect her to different people, particularly Harry’s son, Scott. Deborah’s purpose is to discuss […]
“Jack – Did That Years Ago” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Did That Years Ago” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pork Fried Rice
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pork Fried Rice Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Cremation Services
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Cremation Services Characters: Summary: Transcript:
You Wanna Scrap?
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
Food & Drug Complaint – the woke version
Title: Conscious Consumers’ Concern[The scene opens with a phone ringing in a bustling grocery store. A concerned voice picks up.]Store Clerk: Good day, how may I assist you?Caller: Hello, yes. I’m calling to voice some concerns about the products your store carries.Store Clerk: Of course, I’m here to help. What seems to be the issue?Caller: […]
“Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Ball Game Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – You’re Ridiculous” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – You’re Ridiculous” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Nuts to you – the woke version
Title: “Respectfully Decline”[Scene: A modern, socially conscious workplace setting. A desk phone rings, and a character named Terry, an advocate for respectful communication, answers.]Terry: Hello, this is Terry speaking, how may I help you today?Caller: Hey, how you doin’? I’m lookin’ for some nuts.Terry: Ah, I see. Well, we don’t actually sell nuts here, sir. […]
Gay Hard Hat
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Gay Hard Hat Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Balloon Rides – the woke version
Title: Ethically Conscious Aerial Excursions[The scene opens with a serene backdrop of nature, with birds chirping and a gentle breeze blowing. We see two individuals, Joe and Sal, standing by a makeshift balloon basket.]Joe: (In a calm and respectful tone) Hello, good citizen. We are pleased to offer you the opportunity to engage in a […]
Synchronized Swimming
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Synchronized Swimming Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Super Gay
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Super Gay Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a phone conversation between two individuals, one inquiring about comic books and the other responding to the queries. The caller seeks comic books, inquiring about their content and humor, asking if they will induce laughter. The conversation turns confrontational when […]
Car Salesman
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Car Salesman Characters: Paul Rizzo Summary: The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, […]
A little Emergency – the woke version
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
Safety Gates – the woke version
Title: “Inclusivity Barriers”[Setting: A bustling office environment][Character 1, a conscientious employee, calls up Character 2, the office manager, with a concern.]Character 1: Hi, um, I wanted to talk to you about something I’ve noticed around the office. I’ve been thinking a lot about our workplace environment and inclusivity lately.Character 2: Oh, sure, what’s on your […]
Roofing – the woke version
[Scene: A roofing company office. Dave, an employee, is answering the phone.]Dave: Good morning, this is Dave from Integrity Roofing. How can we assist you today?Caller: Hi, I’m looking for some information about getting my roof fixed.Dave: Of course, I’d be happy to help. First, may I ask your name and pronouns?Caller: Uh, yeah, it’s […]
The Gay Model – the woke version
Title: “The Progressive Model”[Interior: A busy photography studio. Background noise of cameras clicking and people chatting. We hear a phone ringing, and Johnny, the woke photographer, picks up.]Johnny: Hello, this is Johnny, spreading love and acceptance through art. How may I assist you today?Caller: Hi there, I saw your ad for a model. I’m interested.Johnny: […]
Scaffolding
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Scaffolding Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this skit, the phone rings, and Frank answers the call seeking help for a complicated situation. He reveals that he’s in charge of a scaffold with people stuck on it, which he had initially rigged for his boss. However, the number of people […]
The Flower Lady – the woke version
Title: “The Sustainable Garden Advocate”[The scene opens with a bustling city sidewalk. A person, named Alex, approaches a flower stand.]Alex: [Clears throat] Excuse me, ma’am, do you have a moment to talk about sustainable gardening practices?Flower Lady: Oh, sure, honey! What can I help you with?Alex: Well, I’m here to raise awareness about the environmental […]