“They’re Trying” (Brennan)

Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7)

Title: “They’re Trying” (Brennan)

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0:01 Sol:             Hello, uh oh, okay, hold on a minute, please. Just hold your horsies. They’re trying to get to the phone, will you people give em a chance? Oh, god, you bastard, you.

0:15 Sol:             Twinkles! I smell shit. Did you shit in this house? *growl* Oh, did I wake you? Why are you looking at me like that? Okay, okay, I’m sorry. Maybe it wasn’t you, maybe it’s my shit. Twinkles, please. Whatever you’re thinking of doing, please don’t. *snarling* Agh, oh, stop, oh god, god and baby Jesus, help me. Help. Oh god, oh, I’m beat up bad, stay back. Somebody help me, oh god, someone help me. Stay back, Twinkles.