Bacon- Jack Tors

The Jerky Boys, album 4

Title: Bacon

Characters: Jack Tors

Summary: Do you smell bacon?

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings

0:04 Jack Tors: “Hello?”

0:05 Female Voice: “Hello.”

0:06 Jack Tors: *hushed tone* “Yes.”

0:07 Female Voice: “Yes I’m calling about this retro casting.”

0:09 Jack Tors: “Yeahhh… Hello?”

0:11 Female Voice: “Yes.”

0:12 Jack Tors: “Yes, great.”

0:14 Female Voice: “What about it?”

0:15 Jack Tors: “Yeah, can you uhhh- you’re calling me. What is it?”

0:18 Female Voice: “It says retro casting, 1970’s terrific opportunity.”

0:23 Jack Tors: “Ooo I smell bacon! Do you smell bacon?”

0:25 Female Voice: “No.”

0:26 *hangs up phone*

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