1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three)

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three)

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0:00:   Phone rings.

0:03 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:04 Voice 2: “Hello.”

0:05 Voice 3: “Hello. Hello”

0:07 Voice 2: “Hello.”

0:08 Voice 3: “Yeah.”

0:09 Voice 2: “Yeah, what?”

0:10 Voice 3: “Who is this?”

0:11 Voice 2: “It’s me [Inaudible 00:12]”

0:13 Voice 3: “Who’s this?”

0:14 Voice 2: “Who’s this?”

0:15 Voice 3: “Yeah, you called three times. What you need?”

0:17 Voice 2: “I not call nobody. You called me.”

0:20 Voice 3: “No, sir. Nobody called from there.”

0: 24 Voice 2: “Why…”

0:25 Voice 3: “Excuse me?”

0:26 Voice 2: “Ma’am, my phone ring. I take the phone.”

0:27 Voice 3: “No, sir. Nobody called from here.”

0:30 Voice 2: “Okay.”

0:31 Voice 1: “Hello”

0:31 Voice 2: “Yes.”

0:32 Voice 1: “Hi. Ma’am? Hello.”

0:35 Voice 3: “Hello.”

0:36 Voice 1: “I need a thousand chickens.”

0:37 Voice 3: “Thousand chickens?”

0:38 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:39 Voice 3: “No. I don’t sell thousand chickens.”

0:41 Voice 1: “Sir? Does somebody have chickens?”

0:44 Voice 2: “Hello.”

0:45 Voice 3:  “I don’t sell thousand chickens, sir.”

0:47 Voice 2: “Miss, this is a chicken market, [Inaudible 00:50]

0:52 Voice 1: “I need a thousand chickens, ma’am.”

0:55 Voice 2: “Okay. Come here.”

0:56 Voice 3: “Bye bye.”

0:57 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:57 Voice 2: “Hello.”

0:58 Voice 1: “Ma’am?”

0:59 Voice 2: “Yes.”

1:00 Voice 1: “Do you sell chickens?”

1:01 Voice 2: “Yes.”

1:02 Voice 1: “I need thousand chickens.”

1:03 Voice 2: “Okay. Come.”

1:04 Voice 1: “Okay.”

1:04 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

1:05 Voice 1: “For parties.”

1:06 Voice 2: “Excuse me?”

1:07 Voice 1: “For a party?”

1:08 Voice 2: “Okay.”

1:09 Voice 1: “Yes.”

1:10 Voice 2: “Come in.”

1:11 Voice 1: “Do these chickens have big assholes?”

1:14 Voice 2: “You coming, you pay the chickens. You got the chicken, no problem.”

1:18 Voice 1: “And you don’t care what I do with them?”

1:21 Voice 2: “You kill them?”

1:22 Voice 1: “We are going to kill them after we you know, you know…fuck ‘em a little you know.”

1:26 Voice 2: “Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

1:27 Voice 1: “You know what I mean?”

1:28 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

1:29 Voice 1: “It’s crazy sex.”

1:30 Voice 2: “Okay.”

1:31 Voice 1: “You’re a stupid bastard, sir! I’m going to call the police.”

1:35 Voice 2: “For what?”

1:36 Voice 1: “Let me speak to that lady.”

1:39 Voice 2: “No. It’s wrong number. [Inaudible 00:42] you see? I don’t know.”

1:44 Voice 1: “Hello.”

1:45 Phone IVR: If you like to make a call…

1:46 Voice 1: “Stop it you basket!”

1:47 Voice 1 hangs up.

 

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