Nam Hu

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Title: Nam Hu

Characters: Frank, Nam Hu




0:00 Phone rings

0:01 Frank: “Hello.”

0:02 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:03 Frank: “Let me speak to Nam Hu.”

0:05 Voice 1: “Who is calling?”

0:06 Frank: “Where is he?”

0:08 Voice 1: “Who is calling?”

0:09 Frank: “That’s right. Nam Hu.”

0:11 Voice 1: “Yeah. I know. I need your name.”

0:14 Frank: “My name is Nam Hu. Hello.”

0:17 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:18 Frank: “I’m looking for Nam Hu.”

0:22 Voice 1: “Okay. Hold on.”

0:25 Nam: “Hello.”

0:26 Frank: “Hello.”

0:27 Nam: “Yes.”

0:28 Frank: “Who’s this?”

0:29 Nam: “Nam.”

0:30 Frank: “[Inaudible 00:30]

0:31 Nam: “Yeah.”

0:32 Frank: “Hello.”

0:33 Nam: “Yes.”

0:34 Frank: “Who is this? Who is this?”

0:36 Nam: “Nam.”

0:37 Frank: “Nam who?”

0:38 Nam: “Yeah.”

0:40 Frank: “Nam who? Yeah, I’m asking you. Nam who?”

0:42 Nam: “Yeah. This is Nam.”

0:44 Frank: “Nam who?”

0:45 Nam: “Yeah.”

0:46 Voice1: “You’re saying yeah. I want your full name. I’m asking, who is this? Who is this?”

0:52 Nam: “This is Nam Hu.”

0:54 Frank: “God bless you! Put your wife back on the phone. Let me say hi to her.”

0:58 Nam Hu: “Oh, the young lady?”

1:00 Frank: “Yes.”

1:01 Nam Hu: “She’s the secretary here.”

1:02: Frank: “No. She said you off on the mountain skiing.”

1:04 Nam: “What?”

1:05 Frank: “She said you were out skiin’”

1:07 Nam: “No, no, no.”

1:08 Frank: “You don’t know how to ski, eh?”

1:11 Nam: “[Inaudible 00:11] something misunderstood.”

1:12 Frank: “Yeah, guess your people, they don’t know to ski. You know, that’s not something you do. So, how you been?”

1: 18 Nam: “Can you hold on?”

1:19 Frank: “What are you going to do now? Alright, go ahead. Go wipe your nose. Hurry up.”

1:26 Nam: “Hello.”

1:27 Frank: “Hello.”

1:28 Nam: “Yes.”

1:29 Frank: “Yes. Who’s this? Hello.”

1:31 Nam: “Yes.”

1:32 Frank: “Who is this?”

1:33 Nam: “Nam.”

1:34 Frank: “Nam? Hello”

1:35 Nam: “Yes.”

1:36 Frank: “Hi, you Nam.”

1:40 Nam: “Who’s calling?”

1:41 Frank: ‘This is…”

1:41 Nam: “I ask who is calling.”

1:42 Frank: “This is Frank. I’m calling on behalf of the Irish Fisherman’s Association. Nam?”

1:53 Nam: “Yes.” [Loud sound]

1:54 Frank: “Hello”

1:55 Nam: “Yes.”

1:56 Frank: “What was that? What happened? You’re alright?”

2:00 Nam: “Yeah.”

2:01 Frank: “Yeah, where can we go with that?”

2:05 Nam: “What are you telling me about that? How do you know my name?”

2:09 Frank: “I don’t know your name. I said, hello who’s this and you said Nam. And I said, Nam who?”

2:17 Nam: “Okay. We’ll talk later. You can call be back, right?”

2:20 Frank: “I can’t call you what? I didn’t say I’m bad to you. What do you mean I can’t call you that?”

2:35 Call ends.


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