Super Gay

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: Super Gay

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0:00 Phone rings

0:03 Voice 1: ‘[Inaudible 00:03] How may I help you?”

0:04 Voice 2: “Yeah, you got comic book?”

0:07 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

0:08 Voice 2: “Where are they? What’s… you know… What are they? Funny? Hello.”

0:12 Voice 1: “Hello. Yes, some of them.”

0:14 Voice 2: “Yeah, they’re funny?”

0:15 Voice 1: “Some of them, yes.”

0:16 Voice 2: “That means if I read them, I’ll get a little chuckle, a giggle or something?”

0:20 Voice 1: “Possibly.”

0:21 Voice 2: “Yeah? How many you got?”

0:26 Voice 1: “Everything. Superman, Batman…”

0:29 Voice 2: “I didn’t ask you what characters you had. I didn’t ask you to go into all that.”

0:33 Voice 1: “Yeah, hello.”

0:34 Voice 2: “You got a little smug in your mouth. I just asked you one question. You’re going nasty with me?

0:37 Voice 1: “Excuse me?”

0:39 Voice 2: “What superheroes you got?”

0:41 Voice 1: “The Flash.”

0:42 Voice 2: “Speak up!”

0:43 Voice 1: “What?”

0:44 Voice 2: ‘Speak up bozo. I can barely hear you.”

0:46 Voice 1: “I said, The Flash.”

0:47 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

0:48 Voice 1: ‘You got any of the [Inaudible 00:00:49] comic books?

0:51 Voice 2: “No. [Inaudible 00:0:52] doesn’t have comic books.”

0:53 Voice 1: “Oh no?”

0:54 Voice 2: “No, not yet.”

0:55 Voice 1: “Alright, give me some more super hero’s you got.”

0:58 Voice 2: “Fantastic Four, Captain America, Superman.”

1:01 Voice 1: “Oh yeah, I don’t ask you for all those fucking things. I didn’t ask you that”

1:04 Voice 2: “I didn’t ask you that.”

1:05 Voice 1: “I didn’t ask you that stupid characters, to go into all that shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?”

1:10 Voice 1: “I don’t know. I’m delirious.”

1:12 Voice 2: “I just asked you if you had comic books.”

1:14 Voice 1: “Oh, yeah”

1:15 Voice 2: “And what are they, really funny? Are they going to make me laugh?”

1:17 Voice 1: “You know what, we got like super gay?

1:20 Voice 2: “Yeah, you have a fucking queer book? Why don’t I come down and read that book with you, me and you?

1:26 Voice 1: “Me and you?”

1:27 Voice 2: “I’ll read that book with you and I’ll feel you up like a fucking… like my little turtle.”

1:32 Voice 1: “Wow!”

1: 34 Voice 2: “Get off the phone, you…!”