Volunteer

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Volunteer

Characters: Frank Rizzo

Summary

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings…

0:03 Voice 1: “Hi. This is Carlos.”

0:04 Frank Rizzo: “Hey, how you doin’? I wanna volunteer my help there.”

0:06 Voice 1: “OK. Hold on one second. May I have your name, please?”

0:11 Frank Rizzo: “My name is Frank.”

0:12 Voice 1: “Frank what?”

0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Frank Rizzo.”

0:15 Voice 1: “Rizzo?”

0:16 Frank Rizzo: “That’s right.”

0:18 Voice 1: “And what’s your number, Frank?”

0:20 Frank Rizzo: “My number is 2019-(beep)-6805.”

0:25 Voice 1: “6805.”

0:26 Frank Rizzo: “6805.”

0:27 Voice 1: “I got it, Frank.”

0:29 Frank Rizzo: “OK. I wanna – what do you want me to do? Do you want me to help some people out or what?”

0:32 Voice 1: “OK. But, Frank, listen. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Go slow. Can you come tomorrow at 4:30?”

0:36 Frank Rizzo: “4:30, I’m busy tomorrow at 4:30.”

0:39 Voice 1: “Well…”

0:39 Frank Rizzo: “Give me another time. Shoot me another time.”

0:41 Voice 1: “Uhm. Well, hold on.”

0:43 Frank Rizzo: “What do you got? Give me.”

0:44 Voice 1: “Hold on. Frank?”

0:51 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah. What’s up? What are you painting the office? Are you working over there? What’s up?”

0:54 Voice 1: “OK, Frank. Listen to me carefully, OK? I won’t be able to schedule so I need – I am gonna…”

1:00 Frank Rizzo: “All right. What do I gotta do on the phone? You said you need help on the phones. What do you want me to do?”

1:05 Voice 1: “OK. But, Frank, can you listen to me, please?”

1:06 Frank Rizzo: “Go ahead.”

1:07 Voice 1: “OK. Listen. I (Inaudible 01:09)…”

1:09 Frank Rizzo: “You know, I work with the phones a lot. I’m good with the telephone.”

1:12 Voice 1: “I know that. I can see that.”

1:14 Frank Rizzo: “And I’ll help anybody. If you need help, I’ll help you out.”

1:16 Voice 1: “OK.”

1:17 Frank Rizzo: “If you don’t get the help you need, I’ll straighten you out one way or the another.”

1:19 Voice 1: “OK, Frank. Can I just talk?”

1:21 Frank Rizzo: “Go ahead.”

1:22 Voice 1: “OK. I took down your name and your number. So what we’re going to…”

1:25 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah. You do that. You got my name?”

1:27 Voice 1: “Yeah, Frank.”

1:28 Frank Rizzo: “Frank Rizzo.”

1:29 Voice 1: “OK. Listen to me. Can I talk?”

1:31 Frank Rizzo: “OK. Go ahead.”

1:32 Voice 1: “So we’re going to call you back.”

1:33 Frank Rizzo: “Go ahead. Shoot. Let me hear you. Shoot.”

1:34 Voice 1: “OK. So we’re going to call you back.”

1:36 Frank Rizzo: “All right.”

1:37 Voice 1: “And we’re going to make an appointment for you.”

1:38 Frank Rizzo: “OK. You do that.”

1:39 Voice 1: “Can I ask you a question?”

1:40 Frank Rizzo: “Go ahead.”

1:41 Voice 1: “What date can you come in?”

1:43 Frank Rizzo: “You get back to me on that. I’ll let you know when I am not busy. When I busy, I’ll come in. I’ll try to help you, guys, out anyway you need it.  All right?”

1:48 Voice 1: “OK. Fine. Thank you.”

1:49 Frank Rizzo: “You do that.”

1:50 Voice 1: “OK. Bye-bye.”

1:51 Frank Rizzo: “Right.”