Starter Motor Repair

The Jerky Boys, album 1

Title: Starter Motor Repair

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Summary

Transcript:

0:00 Phone rings..
0:01 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:02 Voice 2: “Hello.”

0:03 Voice 1: “Yeah, how you doin’? I’m callin’ about the starter motor rebuilding.”

0:06 Voice 2: “Yes.”

0:07 Voice 1: “Now what… what qualifications do I need?”

0:10 Voice 2: “How many years experience you have in rebuilding, American experience in rebuilding starters and alternators.”

0:15 Voice 1: “Hey! Uh, you’re talkin’ about the… probably 10, 10 years I’m in the business.”

0:20 Voice 2: “Oh, 10 years you’re in the business?”

0:21 Voice 1: “Yeah. It says here I need benchwork too, eh?’

0:24 Voice 2: “Yes, benchwork.”

0:25 Voice 1: “Lemme tell you somethin’ pal. I’m benching at least 350. No problem.”

0:30 Voice 2: “You’re benching 350 pieces?”

0:32 Voice 1: “You better believe it, but no… 300 what pieces. What the fuck? [Inaudible 00:35] pounds baby, pounds! So come on. Tell me what I need here?”

0:41 Voice 2: “What you need?”

0:41 Voice 1: “Yes. What kind of experience? What do I need? What are we going to talk about pay? Talk to me chief.”

0:47 Voice 2: “That’s what I asked you. How much years experience you have on benchwork?”

0:49 Voice 1: “And I told you 10 liver lips. Talk to me.”

0:52 Voice 2: “Ten [Inaudible 00:53] lips?”

0:53 Voice 1: “That’s right.”

0:55 Voice 2: “Okay, let me see.”

0:57 Voice 1: “Go ahead chief. Hello.”

1:00 Voice 2: “Yes.”

1:01 Voice 1: “What are you doin’? Talkin’ to your boss? What’s the story?”

1:03 Voice 2: “Hold on one moment. Let me see if the boss is around.”

1:05 Voice 1: “You go do dat.”

1:07 Background noise

1:09 Voice 2: “You have to call back on Monday morning between the hours of eight or nine.”

1:12 Voice 1: “Okay, the boss ain’t around?”

1:14 Voice 2: “No.”

1:14 Voice 1: “Alright, listen. With the benchwork, we got no problem. I’m good with the calfs, the thighs, the whole nine yards plus I can rebuild the starter motors. You got me chief?”

1:23 Voice 2: “Okay, you speak to the boss on Monday.”

1:24 Voice 1: “Yeah, I’ll see you and the boss on Monday, okay Charlie.”

1:27 Voice 2: “Okay.”

1:27 Voice 1: “So…”

1:27 Voice 2: “You call… give him a call on Monday.”

1:29 Voice 1: “Yeah. You… you got it pal. See you later.”

1:31 Voice 2: “Bye.”